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deb



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operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?


As though it matters.
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Post Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:29 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
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deb wrote:
operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?


As though it matters.


Made me think of the old line.

How many children do you have?

Three. One of each. Laughing
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Post Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:40 am   View user's profile Send private message
jetgoddess



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Hey! I've been looking for my gloves. Where did you find them?

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deb



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jetgoddess wrote:
Hey! I've been looking for my gloves. Where did you find them?



They were in Palmer's ass, but now they've been washed and you can have them back.
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jetgoddess



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Well why did you wash them????

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deb



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jetgoddess wrote:
Well why did you wash them????


You obviously never experienced Palmer.
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jetgoddess



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hehhhehehehehe and maybe that is a good thing? hehehe
I still want my gloves back.

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Amigo



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operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?


...then Joe passes the gloves to Goudron (if he needs them), who is reponsible for the body cavity searches of the distaff members of our boardello.

Pie bribes will almost always assure a more pleasant experience.

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Goudron



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Amigo wrote:
operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?


...then Joe passes the gloves to Goudron (if he needs them), who is reponsible for the body cavity searches of the distaff members of our boardello.


I'm not going to search Ken, but Joe is welcome to. I'm responsible for diwomen, not distaff members.

Welcome operawhat, whatever you are Smile
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operahwhat?



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Happily female. If it matters.

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Joelibris



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Dammit. It's not fair! Where are all the dudes?!
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operahwhat?



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Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."

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operahwhat? wrote:
Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."


*snickers*
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fortune cookie wrote:
operahwhat? wrote:
Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."


*snickers*

Dude, share those Snickers- we got munchies here!

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Greetings! Well, I just finished "A Dirty Job" and I am so thankful I was able to control my bladder as I found myself laughing uncontrollably on many occasions thanks to the absurdness of Charlie Asher. Oh, and I'm not a beta male in the gender sense of the word, but I AM definitely a Christopher Moore fan. And I'm not bending over for anyone.
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