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UGrabMyDrumstick



Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Toledo, Ohio
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Hey all! I've been browsing this board for a few days, so I figured I'd make a name and start posting. I really like the fact that the AG is so interactive with his fans... I haven't really seen that before (not that I really browse a lot of author-related creative writing forums...)

Anyhoo, I'm 24 years old (in two weeks), living currently in the cultural wasteland that is Toledo, Ohio. I went to Ohio State and graduated with an English degree, which is currently completely useless and will do very little in my quest to become a writer of some sort.

I'm a relatively new Christopher Moore fan, but I read books like it's my job, and at the rate I'm going, I'll have all of his work read by July.

Oh, and my name is Andy. I'm pretty awesome.

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lisa



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Hi Andy. Very impressed with your post.

How are you pretty awesome?

(aside) I remember saying somethign similiar 7 years ago.
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Post Sun May 06, 2007 7:58 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
FattyFattyPorkFace



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Andy, get your ass up to Detroit for some beers. Smile
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sgt_steve



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Yeah, we'll let you help kick Jeff out of the state.

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fortune cookie



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Welcome Andy!
Yeah, go kick FFPF out of Michigan. Smile

Hey, Joe!
Got a live one.
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Joelibris



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Hey Andy! I'll be the one to decide how awesome you are, after I do your Ann Coulter prevention body cavity search. Enjoy, and bend over!
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zendao42



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Very Happy Welcome Andy!

Have some cocoa, it'll relax you for Joe's search...

BTW, is that drumstick made of wood or meat?
Can't believe that Joe didn't ask that...

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deb



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zendao42 wrote:

Can't believe that Joe didn't ask that...


No one's shocked that you would, however.
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Deive



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Welcome to the boards. Did you bring Pie?

Post Mon May 07, 2007 10:01 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
UGrabMyDrumstick



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lisa wrote:
Hi Andy. Very impressed with your post.

How are you pretty awesome?

(aside) I remember saying somethign similiar 7 years ago.


If I actually tried to illustrate how awesome I was, then your head would explode. But this is the internet, so nobody would actually know, and we'd all be sitting here going "now where the hell did she go?" So really, for the sake of leaving no loose ends, I'm going to have to refrain from explaining my awesomeness any further. Just be aware of it. Like an incoming tidal wave, or the smell that comes after eating baked beans with your grandfather.

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
Andy, get your ass up to Detroit for some beers.


Toledo is bad enough, are you really going to make me step foot in Michigan? Very Happy

zendao42 wrote:
BTW, is that drumstick made of wood or meat?


That all depends on who is doing the grabbing.

Joelibris wrote:
Hey Andy! I'll be the one to decide how awesome you are, after I do your Ann Coulter prevention body cavity search. Enjoy, and bend over!


...pretty sure this guy won't be grabbing it.

Deive wrote:
Welcome to the boards. Did you bring Pie?


Sadly no, but I'm a hell of a cook, so perhaps something can be arranged.

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lisa



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UGrabMyDrumstick wrote:
But this is the internet, so nobody would actually know, and we'd all be sitting here going "now where the hell did she go?"





So you are a woman called Andy and have a drumstick that can be grabbed?


It's a case for our poet no less. C'mon Joe.
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Post Mon May 07, 2007 7:54 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
UGrabMyDrumstick



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Naw, the she was you. You know. 'Cause your head would explode.


At least that's what happened to the last person to whom I explained my awesomeness.

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zendao42



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UGrabMyDrumstick wrote:
Deive wrote:
Welcome to the boards. Did you bring Pie?


Sadly no, but I'm a hell of a cook, so perhaps something can be arranged.

Well... start arranging- we like pie!

If you're a drummer, I may have to assist Joe in the search- just saying...

Post Mon May 07, 2007 8:32 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
UGrabMyDrumstick



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Yeah I've played drums for like... 14-15 years. My cymbals got stolen a short time ago, though, so everything musical is on a bit of an unfortunate hiatus until I can afford to replace them.

Post Mon May 07, 2007 8:35 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
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UGrabMyDrumstick wrote:
Yeah I've played drums for like... 14-15 years. My cymbals got stolen a short time ago, though, so everything musical is on a bit of an unfortunate hiatus until I can afford to replace them.


What music do you like to play most?
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