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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Why do people feel the need to expend so much of their time dictating what others can and can't do? Why? So these people are immoral by the views of others...so? Just condemn then to eternal damnation and let them live their immoral existence...why expend so much energy being assholes? I guess I just don't understand.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6654105.stm
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Lisa M



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I don`t get it, either. If you don`t like what you see, stop looking.

Post Mon May 14, 2007 9:32 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Lisa M wrote:
If you don`t like what you see, stop looking.


Don't tell me what to do

Post Mon May 14, 2007 9:35 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Oppositional Defiance Disorder!! Laughing
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Soo, if I decide to drop trou and take a crap on your lawn,
you'd look the other way?(not that I would, just for arguements sake.)

Or say, engage in sexual congress with another on a park bench?

Or go to a field gather unto myself a wheelbarrow full of manure,
proceed to the nearest church and fling the manure at it?

What exactly are you referring to?
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FattyFattyPorkFace



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It's my lawn. Don't crap on it.

It's their art. Don't destroy it.
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What about the park bench? Twisted Evil
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Notdeadyet



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fortune cookie wrote:
Soo, if I decide to drop trou and take a crap on your lawn,
you'd look the other way?(not that I would, just for arguements sake.)

Or say, engage in sexual congress with another on a park bench?

Or go to a field gather unto myself a wheelbarrow full of manure,
proceed to the nearest church and fling the manure at it?

What exactly are you referring to?


O.K., is it bad if his #1 did happen in my yard and #2 happened across the street from my house when I lived in the UP of Michigan.... Yes, you ARE in the U.P. No, you are NOT in the National Forest yet, it's a block that way and NO YOU CAN'T CAMP IN MY BACK YARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never heard of flinging manure in church but we did have to throw several drunks out in the summer.....

This whole "Oh, I'm in the FOREST I can say the F word in my canoe as loud as I want thing....you know people actually live there too!, it's just disturbing....."

The best was two guys that camped in my back yard and then the one guy asked to use my shower as my husky wolf mix scared the pee out of him in lthe morning when he tried to pee on my bushes..... (wolves don't bark).
He peed all over himself when my likkle puppy jumped up and pushed him flat on his back. Laughing
Sorry, thread jack ...
ART CAN NOT HURT YOU!!!
there... back on subject... Twisted Evil
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fortune cookie wrote:

What about the park bench? Twisted Evil


Fine with me as long as you're not playing crappy music at the same time-
but I will take pics... fair enough?

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zendao42 wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:

What about the park bench? Twisted Evil


Fine with me as long as you're not playing crappy music at the same time-
but I will take pics... fair enough?


So long as I get my cut.
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No artist should be imprisoned for their work

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4684652.stm

Innocent people also shouldn't be killed by angry mobs because of artistic works.

For a humorous outlook on the subject I suggest the South Park episodes Cartoon Wars Part 1 & 2. But don't get your hopes up. Cartoon Network pussed out and refused to allow South Park to show images of Mohammed

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Personally, I feel it was cause he painted the male genetalia
"actual size".
I read somewhere on an average global scale, East Indian men possess
some of the smallest male parts.
Hey don't get mad at me, I'm just relaying information.

The study results showed that the average world size penis when erect is 14 centimetres (5.5 inches). The biggest averages were registered in France 16 cm (6.2 in), Italy 15 cm (5.9 in), Mexico 14.9 cm (5.8 in) and Spain 14 cm (5.5 in). In the United States, the average is 12.9 cm (5 in) while in Venezuela is 12,7 cm (4.9 in), and in Brazil is 12.4 cm (4.8 in). The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) and South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).
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I'm moving to France, au revoir! Very Happy
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I'll bet those averages correlate with average male height in those countries. Smaller average person likely equals smaller individual parts.
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Ginjg wrote:
I'll bet those averages correlate with average male height in those countries. Smaller average person likely equals smaller individual parts.


Good hypothesis to study, but I don't think the data will pan out. Very tall/large men do not necessarily have very long peni. Maybe the French actually send away for those penis enlarging pills from their spam.

FC, what's your source?
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