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Notdeadyet



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http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN2137283520070522?feedType=RSS

No kidding.... Shocked
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Remind me to stay away from Denver...

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Zombie monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that was mean, but I keep thinking about the book Hot Zone now... Shocked
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Stoopid dead squirrel eating monkey!
Now it's, "FLEA BATHS FOR EVERYONE!" I hate that. Mad
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weren't there plague ridden rats that got out of a lab in ny about two years ago? they said it was no big deal bc the rats would die before they infected anyone. i don't think these people know about the rat issues in ny.

but a capuchin monkey with the plague!....damn that squirrel. capuchin monkeys are so cute.

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but some scientist just discovered that herpes protects against bubonic plague. I guess Free Love is suddenly IN again
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Well, guess I'll go find me one a those Lippinzanier Mares, an have a go. Wink
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fortune cookie wrote:
Well, guess I'll go find me one a those Lippinzanier Mares, an have a go. Wink


Would you like me to pick one up for you? Karlie and I are going to see them perform tonight. Um, except of course, you do realize...they're stallions.
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deb wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
Well, guess I'll go find me one a those Lippinzanier Mares, an have a go. Wink


Would you like me to pick one up for you? Karlie and I are going to see them perform tonight. Um, except of course, you do realize...they're stallions.


But you can't breed two Stallions and get anything but a new disco song.
You need a mare to get new lit'l lippinzaniers.
I'm not into rearing other males, unless it's with my boot, an' I can't
get herpes like that. Silly. Rolling Eyes
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fortune cookie wrote:
deb wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
Well, guess I'll go find me one a those Lippinzanier Mares, an have a go. Wink


Would you like me to pick one up for you? Karlie and I are going to see them perform tonight. Um, except of course, you do realize...they're stallions.


But you can't breed two Stallions and get anything but a new disco song.
You need a mare to get new lit'l lippinzaniers.
I'm not into rearing other males, unless it's with my boot, an' I can't
get herpes like that. Silly. Rolling Eyes


I imagine in the grand scheme of screwing horses, being picky about the gender is simply an excercise in silliness. But Eddie...you do whatever you want. We all love and support you, unconditionally.
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fortune cookie wrote:
deb wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
Well, guess I'll go find me one a those Lippinzanier Mares, an have a go. Wink


Would you like me to pick one up for you? Karlie and I are going to see them perform tonight. Um, except of course, you do realize...they're stallions.


But you can't breed two Stallions and get anything but a new disco song.
You need a mare to get new lit'l lippinzaniers.
I'm not into rearing other males, unless it's with my boot, an' I can't
get herpes like that. Silly. Rolling Eyes


I think I have a short video on my computer that shows you how to do it properly, If you want to be the mare. Deb gave me your e-mail, so I'll send it right over...
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I was thinking of making lil high stepping Centaurs.
Then, Joe, you could write a broadway musical.
deb and doug could make all the stage props.
We get that chris guy to bankroll the unaborted abomination.
People come from miles around at $300.00 a pop.
Very Happy Very Happy
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fortune cookie wrote:
I was thinking of making lil high stepping Centaurs.
Then, Joe, you could write a broadway musical.
deb and doug could make all the stage props.
We get that chris guy to bankroll the unaborted abomination.
People come from miles around at $300.00 a pop.
Very Happy Very Happy

I'll have some of whatever you've been smoking... Wink

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