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Horrendis Typosis

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It's a new game! Yay!

Ok, here are the rules.

1. Take a disease, ailment or other medical condition (I will use Tourette's as an example because Fortune Cookie already went there and has provided the inspiration).
2. Misspell it in an amusing way (FC spelled it Turrets).
3. Make up a definition.

So... (and I'm sure you guys can do better...)

Turrets
Horrible disfigurement recognisable by a large gun or cannon protruding from the forehead that fires randomly with varying degrees of intensity.
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(Amnesia)

Amkneesha: A rare condition where you forget you have knees
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Teennitus - I can't hear because of this endless annoying noise my teenagers are making....(smacking ear with palm) Laughing
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Clamidia - shellfish induced venereal disease.
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Skitsophrenia- a mental disorder characterized by the need to participate in imaginary theatrical productions.
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Melon-oma - A disease caused by UV rays that creates huge green growths on the skin.
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divertickleitis - akin to narcosis of the deep, but much less pleasant, it is likely to strike at any depth and never subside - the delusion that one is being perpetually tickled all over by an octopus
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Tuberkloo-ohsis, A malady of blindness, caused by catching your sister
involved with an enlongated vegetable.
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Herpeas - A female specific STD caused by close contact with mushy green vegetables.
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Sore-eye-asis: a purpling of the skin around the eye, due to involuntary forceful contact with sliding glass doors.
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With thanks to the Washington Postís Mensa Invitational :

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease

(yeah, I know, I cheated, but it's a gem Razz)

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Sixty-five-osis (Cystic Fibrosis) - A degeneration of the mind and body; the effects of which begin to manifest at the age of sixty-five.
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J' wan' dis (Jaundice) A mental disorder which causes the affected person to try to give everything away.
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S'curvy - A neurological disorder which effects a large percentage of heterosexual men, a much smaller percentage of bisexuals and lesbians and almost non-existent in homosexual men.

Etymology: A strong impulse from the optic nerve shuts down all non-essential brain function and diverts most of the body's blood flow from the brain to the lower torso.
Symptoms: The loss of all propensity for rational thought.
Severity: There appears to be a directly proportional correlation between the severity of the symptoms and the levels of testosterone in the body.
Known Causes: The visual perception of an attractive, or "voluptuous" female.
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