Hey Guys

Computer fell down, went boom. I'll only be on briefly for the next cpl weeks while I line up repairs or a new system. Fret not.
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Re: Hey Guys

Joelibris wrote:

Computer fell down, went boom. I'll only be on briefly for the next cpl weeks while I line up repairs or a new system. Fret not.

My vote is:

D) joe should use this time to find himself a nice cabana boy with which to make happy ending with.
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I actually had D, but as it was my first poll question, I messed up...
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Joe. I'm gonna miss you.

Why couldn't your computer conk while the Pie and Pirate comp was on?
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NO Joe!!!!!!! Don't go!!! O.K. Leave us for your Antonio Banderas look alike.... fine.... Just DON'T watch the Mambo Kings 5 consecutive nights in a row..... make a pie why don't you!!
Dude hurry back!!!!!!
P.S. If you DO find an Antonio Banderas look alike and perchance he has a straight twin brother....welll ummmm....
never mind.
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Like athletes foot, somethings you just don't miss when they're gone.
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I love how we're all engaged to Deb.
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That's messed up.
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Mom says it's because you have dependency issues, and it was only a matter of time before you threw it away on some tramp.

Hmmm so will he have a full on epic poem upon his return??
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Don't have your happy ending so close to the computor next time.
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knikkki wrote:

I love how we're all engaged to Deb.

She's going to need some serious frequent flyer miles to keep us all in heck. That was supposed to be "check" but I thought I'd let the censored Freudian slip sit.
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knikkki wrote:

I love how we're all engaged to Deb.

Where's that thread where she was going to show a boobie pic? Oh well....


As far as getting Joe a new computer, maybe we could all get together and go visit that wizard dude that gives stuff out? I seen it in a movie once a long time ago.
We could ask for a puter for Joe, a life for NDY, a plane tic for Lisa to the next CM event, a heart for I8, courage for ffpf (to chat-up 'merican chicks), a guy for Suetu, and some ruby slippers for deb. I think that's about got it. Maybe a movie deal for CM?

We'll meet at Lynn's so she can tell us what the AG has been up to, then go looking for the wizard dude. 'k?
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HazelRah wrote:

Hmmm so will he have a full on epic poem upon his return??

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Good luck with tech diffuckulties, Joe- they always made me want to tear somebody's hair out!

But I quit having the crashes after getting rid of the ex & his nasty porn-
coincidence?

Re: Hey Guys

Joelibris wrote:

Computer fell down, went boom. I'll only be on briefly for the next cpl weeks while I line up repairs or a new system. Fret not.

"Fret not?!"

How about addled, agitated, anxious, beside oneself, bothered, concerned, confused, crazed, crazy, discomposed, distracted, distrait, distressed, flustered, frantic, harassed, hysterical, mad, muddled, nonplussed, nuts, overwrought, perturbed, rattled, raving, shook up, thrown, tormented, troubled, unglued, unscrewed (figuratively, of course), unzipped (ibid), wild, worked up, worried.

Where do I send the check?!

dougp wrote:

Like athletes foot, somethings you just don't miss when they're gone.

Harrumph, I hereby retract my, " dougp, you're such a sweetie."

But in my "spineless prick" mode, I'll still be your grasshopper, sensei.