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Anne Coulter's beauty regimen

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Anne Coulter's beauty regimen  Reply with quote  

http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/stories/2003/11/22/annCoultersBeautySecret.html

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THAT was funny!
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buh-bye.

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Tito wrote:
mmmmmm . . . ann coulter soaked in coed blood . . . I really shouldnt' be turned on by that, should I?


I was. Just a little. Don't judge.
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What a strange description of the lady but.
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I always thought it was the umbilical offerings of newborns.
Another urban myth busted. Laughing
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It's not working. She's not beautiful. Her legs look like broomsticks, and there are horses who envy the length of her face. Personally, in an attempt to improve her looks, I would suggest taking up a hobby, like smoking in bed.
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CheshireFrog wrote:
[...] Personally, in an attempt to improve her looks, I would suggest taking up a hobby, like smoking in bed.


...after liberally applying highly flammable perfume on the sheets.

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Amigo wrote:
CheshireFrog wrote:
[...] Personally, in an attempt to improve her looks, I would suggest taking up a hobby, like smoking in bed.


...after liberally applying highly flammable perfume on the sheets.


"eu de 87 octane" type perfume?
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