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Amigo



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Generals: Troops Need to Stay in Iraq
By ROBERT BURNS and LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writers

3 hours ago

BAGHDAD - U.S. military commanders said Friday the troop buildup in Iraq must be maintained until at least next summer and they may need as long as two years to ensure parts of the country are stable.[...]

Maj. Gen. Rick Lynch, commander of the 3rd Infantry Division, said in an interview that if the buildup is reversed before next summer, the military will risk giving up the security gains it has achieved at a cost of hundreds of American lives over the past six months.

"It's going to take through summer, into the fall, to defeat the extremists in my battle space, and it's going to take me into next spring and summer to generate this sustained security presence," said Lynch, who commands U.S. forces south of Baghdad.[...]


Ah, the military mind...we simply must sacrifice even more lives so that the lives we've already sacrificed were not in vain.

Fucking Damn Idiots!

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Stop asking our military to police.
Stop being civil and genteel about it.
Allow them to make WAR.
Full on, "If it moves, shits or breathes, it dies!", WAR!
Trust me. No other nation can match us in sheer immediate, ALL OUT,
destruction.
There will be no further casualties on our end.
(friendly fire, excepted)
We can take over the country, out right, (which is what we want anyway)
seeing as no indigenous people would populate the land.
Our troops can come home.
And we can send the "illegals" to work the oil fields. Confused
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Joelibris



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fortune cookie wrote:
Stop asking our military to police.
Stop being civil and genteel about it.
Allow them to make WAR.
Full on, "If it moves, shits or breathes, it dies!", WAR!
Trust me. No other nation can match us in sheer immediate, ALL OUT,
destruction.
There will be no further casualties on our end.
(friendly fire, excepted)
We can take over the country, out right, (which is what we want anyway)
seeing as no indigenous people would populate the land.
Our troops can come home.
And we can send the "illegals" to work the oil fields. Confused


AND we can be best friends with Iran!
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See? Joe gets it. Laughing
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Iran? Iran is to be wiped out.
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Actually if India and China don't stop making babies, they're next. Razz
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fortune cookie wrote:
Actually if India and China don't stop making babies, they're next. Razz



My dear fc....we are satellite country of the United States Of America. We are the working force. You wouldn't.......?
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This planet is (waaaay too quickly) approaching 7 BILLION People.
Natural Selection has been taken out of the equation.
We pass in-numerable laws to protect the stupidest amongst us.
So they can breed more like them.
We Perform surgeries in the womb to "save a life" fer christs' sake!
The freaking thing had/has dysfunctional DNA, it wasn't meant to live.
Hence its defect or whatever was/is wrong with it wouldn't be.

I propose we start here, in the United States of America.
I would offer up our President and his clan as the first sacrifice towards
world population control.
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I'm gay. I've done my bit for population control.
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For which you have my gratitude.
Now go on a conversion crusade.
Start in China, work your way west. Laughing
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Laveric



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Hot young Asian men... how could Joe resist?

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Amigo



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Laveric wrote:
Hot young Asian men... how could Joe resist?


Hmmm, perhaps, butt only if they have the right "slant."

Sorry, "inside joke." Smile

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Amigo wrote:
Laveric wrote:
Hot young Asian men... how could Joe resist?


Hmmm, perhaps, butt only if they have the right "slant."

Sorry, "inside joke." Smile


I like brown eyes to be round, thanks.
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Joelibris wrote:
[...]I like brown eyes to be round, thanks.


I'll defer to your expertise, of course, but I had no idea they came in other shapes. Laughing

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Amigo wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
[...]I like brown eyes to be round, thanks.


I'll defer to your expertise, of course, but I had no idea they came in other shapes. Laughing



Depends on the milage, dear.
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