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leprrkan



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Hi everybody,
I'm new here, although I've got a couple of posts up before this one. Mostly because it's 4:00am, I can't sleep and don't want to finish anything that might actually be of importance.
Anybody on the boards from around Pennsylvania? Maybe Ohio or New York?
I'm a new fan of Chris, having read an article about "You Suck", I thought it sounded interesting. I couldn't find it at the local library, and kind of forgot about it, until I stumbled into it at a branch. So far, I've read half of his canon, I'm trying to pace myself so I don't have a long wait for the new book. You all seem like a twisted bunch, which is lovely and I hope to see you around.
Cheers Razz
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Amigo



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Greetings, leprrkan, and welcome to the madness of the Boardello.

We always welcome fresh blood here, and eagerly await being entertained, amused, and cajoled by you.

As you obviously have not already done so, please read, and commit to memory, the RULES for being a good citizen here.

Having done so, you have our permission to ask questions pertaining to said RULES. As long as they are appropriately deferential, of course. Smile

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You use of the word 'lovely' indicates that you are either a female or a friend of Dorothy. Tell us about you. Promise the info will not be used for nefarious purposes.
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Amigo



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Joelibris wrote:
You use of the word 'lovely' indicates that you are either a female or a friend of Dorothy. Tell us about you. Promise the info will not be used for nefarious purposes.


Sorry, Joe, not a "friend of Dorothy." Her name is Jenn.

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Dang. Goudron gets all the fun.
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Joelibris wrote:
Dang. Goudron gets all the fun.


Yeah, I understand...I'm old news and used goods. Sad

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Not at all...you're a guarenteed good time, but I like a noobie challenge every so often.
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Amigo



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Joelibris wrote:
Not at all...you're a guarenteed good time, but I like a noobie challenge every so often.


Yeah, well, OK I guess. Butt it's that damn "mileage" thing again isn't it? Smile

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leprrkan



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Sorry, Joe,
Amigo is right; but I'm sure it's my loss. However, I'm in theater, so I know a lot of Dorothy's friends...
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Joelibris wrote:
You use of the word 'lovely' indicates that you are either a female or a friend of Dorothy. Tell us about you. Promise the info will not be used for nefarious purposes.



Speak for yourself.

Welcome leprrkan!
Dr. Goudron or UL will be along shortly.
Strip, Stack and post.
If you find yourself bored again, ask deb if you can poke a sharpened stick
at doug while he's in the gimp box.
and awaaaay we go!
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leprrkan



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Thanks for your kind thoughts FC, and to you Amigo. But apparently I have to leave you all before we could REALLy have some fun; alas, you don't allow actors on the board... but what if I'm a bad actor (I'm not, I'm pretty good, but I'm not above using deception to get what I want)? Or does the rule only apply to professional thespians? I can handle the rest of the rules, although I secretly long to BE a Canadian someday...and I'm almost always naked; but since I weigh about 420# right now, my neighbors would prefer that I put something on, their crying "childhood trauma lawsuit", I'm crying "chubby haters", it's getting ugly Very Happy
If you allow me to stay, I promise I'll make it worth your while... Twisted Evil
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leprrkan wrote:
Thanks for your kind thoughts FC, and to you Amigo. But apparently I have to leave you all before we could REALLy have some fun; alas, you don't allow actors on the board... Or does the rule only apply to professional thespians?:



Heck no! We likes girl on girl action. Professional or otherwise. Razz
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leprrkan wrote:
... my neighbors would prefer that I put something on, their crying "childhood trauma lawsuit", I'm crying "chubby haters", it's getting ugly ...


Laughing hahahaha

Welcome! Pie?
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May I get a word in?


Welcome.
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leprrkan



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Thanks, Lisa, it does get noisy at times, eh? I would LOVE some pie, Jill. Not THAT kind of actor, Cookie... although... this one time, at band camp... I can feel the love, guys, THANKS Laughing
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