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It has been suggested that we change our national symbol.
Some wish to change it from the Bald Eagle to a Condom.
The reasoning is as follows:

It more accrurately reflects the governmnets stance.
A condom allows for inflation, it halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whils you're actually getting screwed.

So, whaddya think?
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Post Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:53 am   View user's profile Send private message
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I was thinking more of a 'douche'. Razz
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Butch the Vizsla



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I like Ben Franklin's idea - the turkey. Was that even true, or another urban myth?
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