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Eualia



Joined: 11 Aug 2007
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Location: Seattle Washington
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Hello I just wanted to introduce myself. I am the long lost mythical girlfriend of Elliot. Ok, now donít go into shock as the reality sinks in that I am real! MY name is not Eulalia it is Rachel but that username was used. Eulalia is my middle name, which is actually pronounced Ulalaia the E is silent. I am 25 and a new reader to Christopher Mooreís books. Elliot told me he loved theses books so on a long flight from Texas I picked A Dirty Job up at the airport to read; However Elliot suggested I read Blood Sucking Feinís first. So I did and now here I am a new fan. Anything else you want to know just ask but bare in mind I DONíT LIE so ask at your own risk.

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Vahlee



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Hi there and welcome Very Happy
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MrEMann



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Welcome, Long Lost Mythical Girlfriend of Elliot. I'm sure you brought pie, right?
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Joelibris



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So, E...is Elliot hung, or what?
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Elliot



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Rachel's having issues, or backstocks really, with her login and password right now but she wanted me to let you know that she's getting all your messages (I can't beleive I forgot to tell her about PIE!!) and to tell you, Joe, that she knows how big it is and you can just keep fantasizing about it.
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Joelibris



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Elliot wrote:
Rachel's having issues, or backstocks really, with her login and password right now but she wanted me to let you know that she's getting all your messages (I can't beleive I forgot to tell her about PIE!!) and to tell you, Joe, that she knows how big it is and you can just keep fantasizing about it.


Just an honesty check, is all.
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Elliot



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Now I must defend my honesty honor I tell the truth but I am also very private in some areas and that is one of them. However You still have my permission to fantasize about how big it really is. Elliot wants me tell you I took over his keyboard.
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Ginjg



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Did Elliott tell you about your initiation? Goudron will be along shortly.
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Goudron



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There is the mandatory strip search. I know how Elliot and you would prefer to keep some things private, so I should assume he hasn't performed one as of yet. Assume the position, please, and welcome to you Smile

PS maybe the login is a typo? The pronunciation is suppsoed to be "ulalaia" but the name says "Eualia" - one less L there than I'd think. Unless there's an invisible L that's isn't as silent as the E.
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Post Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:56 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Eualia



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Ok you are the first person to notice I actually spelled my name wrong. It is EULALIA. I tried to go back and fix it and I was unable to. I was hoping no one would notice considering it is a unique name. As for the strip search it's been don't and I liked it. And I was cleared. All safe and sound here.

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Joelibris



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OK, here's a not-so-personal question for you: Did your parents name you after the Southern Oracle from "The Neverending Story"?
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zendao42



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Very Happy Welcome, Eualia!

Or should we call you Rachel?
Hmmm, Rachel sounds familiar, must have read it in a book somewhere...

Anyway, have a beverage- we've got cocoa, butter beer & sweet tea-
there may be some other things stashed in the fridge...

I won't ask about Elliot's endowment-
I figure if he wanted us to know, he'd tell us!

I'm trying to get my long lost mythical boyfriend on here as well,
but he doesn't currently have home computer access
& this is a dangerous place to be perusing in the library...

But I do have one question:
What kind of pie did you bring?

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HI!!!
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Joelibris wrote:
OK, here's a not-so-personal question for you: Did your parents name you after the Southern Oracle from "The Neverending Story"?


I love that movie...and later realized why so many boys in my class also loved that movie...


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Joelibris



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Nothin' beats huge stone sphinx boobies.
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