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hotnutonfire



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Hi!

I'm a hotnutonfire.
I was recently sucked into the madness of Chris Moore books, and I love it!

I'm a master's student studying Bacteriology at Wisconsin. (Go ahead, ask me what I know about E. coli!) I'm generally a wimp, and probably won't hurt you... but I can culture an army of tiny minions to do it for me Twisted Evil

I currently don't have a pie handy, but I do have cheesecake. Smile

Does anyone know where I can find a booster seat?

Post Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:39 am   View user's profile Send private message
Jillopy



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Welcome!

Sorry, booster seats not allowed -- buy more books!
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Post Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:21 am   View user's profile Send private message
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I believe this is our first veiled microbial coup talk. How cool. I wouldn't eat anything you brought, even before you made the threat. I don't want to know where your hands have been.
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fortune cookie



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Welcome!
Not enough books? Turn one on end, that'll gain you some height.
hnof? You may want Dr. Hillary to look at that.
What, are you really tall and got too close to the bunson burner?
No. That would negate the need for a booster seat.
Did you scratch in the lab, before taking off your glove?
Not really that courious, just making conversation, until Joe shows up.

We gots all kinds of anti-bacterial soap.
Will pass on the cheesecake as well, thank you.
*pulls up chair and sips on a sweet tea.*
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hello, welcome, and thanks for the cheesecake, though the preferred sacrifice is still pie. (I'd certainly recommend obtaining at least one before the strip search, preferably Key Lime (but only if it is of at least decent quality, too many sub quality Key Lime Pies in this world))

Keep your germs and bacteria to yourself, and get posting. Smile
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So, what do you know about E. coli?

Very Happy
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hotnutonfire



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fortune cookie wrote:
Welcome!
Not enough books? Turn one on end, that'll gain you some height.


Always thinking outside the box, huh?

fortune cookie wrote:
hnof? You may want Dr. Hillary to look at that.


hnof... definitely not what you're thinking, you perv!!! Wink Everybody out of the gutter.... oh wait... Kinda hard when the whole darn place practically started there! Smile


fortune cookie wrote:
What, are you really tall and got too close to the bunson burner?


No average height. But bunsen burners are fun...

fortune cookie wrote:
No. That would negate the need for a booster seat.
Did you scratch in the lab, before taking off your glove?
Not really that courious, just making conversation, until Joe shows up.


Joe? What, I'm not good enough for you? Wink

fortune cookie wrote:
We gots all kinds of anti-bacterial soap.


No!!!! Don't kill my little friends!!!!! They're just misunderstood!!!!

fortune cookie wrote:
Will pass on the cheesecake as well, thank you.
*pulls up chair and sips on a sweet tea.*



You're welcome... that sweet tea sounds good... have any extra?

Post Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:40 am   View user's profile Send private message
hotnutonfire



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Aubie wrote:
So, what do you know about E. coli?

Very Happy



Well, you asked for it.... Very Happy

E. coli doesn't smell great.

E. coli is present in numbers as high as 100,000,000 per gram of human feces.

Most E. coli is harmless. You could drink an entire flask full and mostly just get gas.

E. coli can divide every 20 minutes under ideal conditions, but it takes 40 minutes for it to replicate its genome.

E. coli can get sexually transmitted diseases.

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Aubie



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hotnutonfire wrote:

Most E. coli is harmless. You could drink an entire flask full and mostly just get gas.


You haven't been near me on taco night! Laughing
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hotnutonfire wrote:

fortune cookie wrote:
No. That would negate the need for a booster seat.
Did you scratch in the lab, before taking off your glove?
Not really that courious, just making conversation, until Joe shows up.


Joe? What, I'm not good enough for you? Wink



I'm the board gay dude, and Ann Coulter smuggling body cavity search administrator. You know the drill...
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Joelibris wrote:
hotnutonfire wrote:

fortune cookie wrote:
No. That would negate the need for a booster seat.
Did you scratch in the lab, before taking off your glove?
Not really that courious, just making conversation, until Joe shows up.


Joe? What, I'm not good enough for you? Wink



I'm the board gay dude, and Ann Coulter smuggling body cavity search administrator. You know the drill...


Hope you've got that Key Lime Pie handy about now.
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hotnutonfire



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fortune cookie wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
hotnutonfire wrote:

fortune cookie wrote:
No. That would negate the need for a booster seat.
Did you scratch in the lab, before taking off your glove?
Not really that courious, just making conversation, until Joe shows up.


Joe? What, I'm not good enough for you? Wink



I'm the board gay dude, and Ann Coulter smuggling body cavity search administrator. You know the drill...


Hope you've got that Key Lime Pie handy about now.


...and look at that! I just found one! Very Happy
Well... in my defense, I DID show up naked.
and here... have a delicious raspberry sour cream pie for good measure!

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Very good, fast learner.
Think I'll have some of that pie now.
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Key Lime's mine, FC, unless you want to taste my latex wrath as well.
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bleu



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Welcome defender of the germs!
Just a friendly reminder to check out the rules...there's a Diva around here who is wicked with the pica stick....

Enjoy the board!!!





and Joe...latex wrath doesn't sound THAT bad
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