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Amigo



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zendao42 wrote:
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Amigo wrote:

When given the opportunity, rare though it is, I much prefer inflicting the welts with my bare hands. Much more tactile and adds a nice "personal" touch.

Shocked You just invoked another one of my exes-
oh well, at least I'm still friends with this one... Wink


First "Randy," and now spanking...sounds like we were made for each other, zen. Twisted Evil Laughing

Post Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:36 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Amigo



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bleu wrote:
Twisted Evil I'm no kitten, but I will purr if stroked properly... Twisted Evil


Shocked Wait Exclamation What will Joe say Question Exclamation Question Exclamation



Well, bleu, you know how it is..."familiarity breeds contempt." Let's just say I've been cast aside, and can now explore an alternative lifestyle. Smile

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bleu



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Sooooo, the alternative lifestyle involves Zen, you and me? Wink
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ELLOIT! Get the cameras, I'll start setting up the lights.
FL, got your 35mms ready?
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would that be a closed party? cuz I just got a new digital camera - the pics could be on the web almost as soon as they are taken....you know...just FYI, kinda thing...
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zendao42



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OK, I'm bringing the handcuffs-
who's got the chocolate pudding & Vaseline?

Get your minds out of the gutter, people-
the Vaseline is for smearing the camera lens so we can film it old school... Wink

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Amigo



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bleu wrote:
Sooooo, the alternative lifestyle involves Zen, you and me? Wink


Hey, that sounds like a really good time to me!

Of course, I must be honest here. At 51, it may be a bit of a challenge to simultaneously, well, you know....

But let me assure you I'm more than willing to give it a go, and I can guarantee you'll enjoy the ride both up and over the peak. Smile

zendao42 wrote:
OK, I'm bringing the handcuffs-
who's got the chocolate pudding & Vaseline?

Get your minds out of the gutter, people-
the Vaseline is for smearing the camera lens so we can film it old school... Wink


Yeah, you tell them, zen. I always use warm, scented oil during the uh, er...warm up. The other heated lubricants should not be necessary if I've done my part correctly. Wink

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Welcome!
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Amigo



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Gaberloonzie wrote:
Amigo wrote:
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Yeah, you tell them, zen. I always use warm, scented oil during the uh, er...warm up. The other heated lubricants should not be necessary if I've done my part correctly. Wink


Tonight the part of Amigo will be played by the chubby blonde man with glasses...seriously Amigo, if you need a stunt double I'm the man for the job!

[...]


Hey, no stunt double needed, but if the fair maidens have no objections feel free to jump right in...so to speak. The more the merrier. Smile

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bleu



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Amigo wrote:
Gaberloonzie wrote:
Amigo wrote:
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Yeah, you tell them, zen. I always use warm, scented oil during the uh, er...warm up. The other heated lubricants should not be necessary if I've done my part correctly. Wink


Tonight the part of Amigo will be played by the chubby blonde man with glasses...seriously Amigo, if you need a stunt double I'm the man for the job!

[...]


Hey, no stunt double needed, but if the fair maidens have no objections feel free to jump right in...so to speak. The more the merrier. Smile


Twisted Evil Look! we're turning Skidmarks welcome party into an orgy! He's going to think the board is full of perverts and social deviants.... Shocked Wait! .........it is Twisted Evil
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bleu wrote:


Twisted Evil Look! we're turning Skidmarks welcome party into an orgy! He's going to think the board is full of perverts and social deviants.... Shocked Wait! .........it is Twisted Evil


WHO you callin, social! Razz Laughing
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zendao42



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bleu wrote:


Twisted Evil Look! we're turning Skidmarks welcome party into an orgy! He's going to think the board is full of perverts and social deviants.... Shocked Wait! .........it is Twisted Evil

Yep, that's the best welcome we've got-
ought to feel right at home... Wink

fortune cookie wrote:

WHO you callin, social! Razz Laughing

Hey, we saw you in chatzy, don't deny it... Razz

Don't make me challenge you to a duel! Twisted Evil

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En Garde!
Fear me, if you Dare.
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En Garde!
Fear me, if you Dare.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
Your funeral, FC, but be warned-
I've been doing a wicked Kendra impression since well before LUST LIZARD
& apparently, I can cut people with plastic weapons...

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bleu



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Bet that was a Fluke Wink
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