A short vacation in the land of beer and waffles (No, silly, not Bali, Belgium!) has stopped me acknowledging all these wunnerful greetings.
All I need to do now is work out how a strip search is going to happen when I am already naked. You don't want the toast, surely?
(And to set your minds at rest my name comes from an inability to follow the tarmaccy bits of a track when there is so much pretty green stuff around, and nothing to do with the resulting redecoration of personal attire when understanding the braking potential of tyres on grass and the proximity of solid retaining walls.) _________________ -------------------------------------------------
Don't you hate it when you don't know if a question is rhetorical or not?
Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:04 am
Joelibris
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
It's not so much of a 'strip search' as it is an 'Anti-Ann-Coulter-Body-Cavity-Search-With-Benefits'. Let's see, gloves, gloves, gloves... _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:30 pm
bleu
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 984
Location: Top of the I-5 Corridor
Did I hear the distinct snap of the gloves? Since this thread is pretty much a sideshow, I'm pulling up a seat to watch..you don't mind an audience do ya? _________________ "Relax, there's no greener grass, only different kinds!"
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
Not at all. Enjoy! _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:25 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
bleu wrote:
Did I hear the distinct snap of the gloves? Since this thread is pretty much a sideshow, I'm pulling up a seat to watch..you don't mind an audience do ya?
You can narrow it down to just this thread? _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:13 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
*starts a fresh pot of cocoa & waits for the show*
fortune cookie wrote:
bleu wrote:
Did I hear the distinct snap of the gloves? Since this thread is pretty much a sideshow, I'm pulling up a seat to watch..you don't mind an audience do ya?
You can narrow it down to just this thread?
I can't narrow it down either, Sideshow Ed- I mean, FC...
Also wanted to give SkidMarks a belated b'day greeting, fruitbat style!
Sort of - but even with the afvances in liposuction, I suggest that you stick to the pies. The rabbit pie is particularly fine, as is the dutch apple. _________________ -------------------------------------------------
Don't you hate it when you don't know if a question is rhetorical or not?
Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:30 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
Think I'll stick with the dutch apple-
unless, of course, it was cooked in a dutch oven...
Hello. Can I put my clothes back on yet? Can I remove the toast? _________________ -------------------------------------------------
Don't you hate it when you don't know if a question is rhetorical or not?
Wed May 23, 2012 11:47 am
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
Sure, but I figured at this time of year you'd be plenty warm enough with all those books...
Thu May 24, 2012 3:28 am
Ginjg
Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles
Hi SM - headon over to Boadellans on FB and say touch base with the whole gang of fruitbats. And encourage them to come back to the bordello - right now there's just a few of us peeking in here to check up on Zen and Wonko, since they are the only ones who've eluded Facebook's grasp. _________________ To Learn is to Know
To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim
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Why should we bother with immortality when we are eternal?
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