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Notdeadyet



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Cadbury makes better candy bars anyway!  Reply with quote  

So there! Evil or Very Mad
That is clearly an inspirational and instructional message with a deeper meaning within the context of your greater writings than the minds of their censors can handle.
I pity them and their censory ways.
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DanaMichelle



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My double-negative sensors are going crazy here. Are they telling me to NOT NOT put them there?

I have this whole bag of M&M's and now I don't know what to do with them.

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Joelibris



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This explains why Ex-Lax never made a chocolatey suppository.
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Presumably they would have accepted the message "In the butt." Cool
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Aubie



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Oh, I would pay money to hear the phone conversation of them 'misinterpreting' your words. LOL...please call the 1-800 number and record it.
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Notdeadyet



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OMG I thought that too.... and then I was like... .NO... lawsuits, corporations, BAD.... Oh, screw it, do it, post the transcript... then you can say it was fictional like! Cool
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Joelibris



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mllefifi wrote:
Presumably they would have accepted the message "In the butt." Cool


Better yet, Ex-Lax WOULD print "Not in the butt" on the chocolate variety. Figure if McD's has to put 'Caution: Hot" on their coffee cups...
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Notdeadyet



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O.k., but ....
no I can't say it....
o.k.
contraceptive jelly
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Joelibris



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Notdeadyet wrote:
O.k., but ....
no I can't say it....
o.k.
contraceptive jelly


which I hear is good on yeast rolls
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Notdeadyet



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O.K., this is bad... teenage daughter making barf noises....
Teenage son... "I don't get it"... Laughing
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i8tokyo



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Melts in your mouth, not in your butt. Now that's a million dollar slogan. (Right up there with blop, blop, fizz, fizz.)
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zendao42



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How about "SEWER HARPIES"? Would that be acceptable?
Because you know what's in sewers, right?

Why don't we just make our own PEZ dispensers & be done with it:

http://www.spectrumnet.com/pez/two.html#ultimate

Pez is the cool, cult candy anyway...

Yeah, yeah- I'm a candy freak:

http://www.sugarstand.com/pez.htm

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chris wrote:
What about the children, Mars! Think of the Children!!!
I refuse to think about MM's and children's butts. In fact, I refuse to think about children's butts period.[/quote]

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mllefifi



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sgt_steve wrote:
[...] I refuse to think about MM's and children's butts. In fact, I refuse to think about children's butts period.

Already had to change the grandbaby's diaper, Steve? Very Happy
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Butch the Vizsla



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I'm wondering if they'd allow "Not A Suppository" instead.

I think the goal should be how many times you can submit your message and get rejected.
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