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Khoyin



Joined: 09 Oct 2007
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Location: Earth, Milky Way, The Universe
I no like the light.  Reply with quote  

Er, *peeks in* I am not sure what kind of wild, insanity I'll find here...but I'm sure it'll be fun!
So, I guess before you all eat me I'd better tell you who-and what-I am. I *feels self* am a human female, around the age of 37, so effeciently tenderized, redhaired, gold eyed, long legged (nope, not good eatin' really!) and from the wild mountain regions of that mysterious land called Northern California. People form these syllables that seem to make the sound 'Khoyin' [Hoy like Chips Ahoy IN] when talking to me and about me..so I guess thats what I'm called. I work in medicine, do disaster relief, and teach part time.
I got on this board, pretty much to prove a friend, and fellow Chris fan, wrong. I win.
Anyway, here I am..and no, I no like the light..but I do like Chris! Who wouldnt? Anyone who writes that sharks get used to "shrink-wrapped dude-snacks on fiberglass crackers" has me as a reader (I'm RavenousReader on Amazon.com *shudder* hey dont shoot I got on to make a list for friends! by the by) for life!
I plan on twisting my students with his stuff too. *Cackle* I cant wait! Young minds...beware!
Oh and Hi y'all!
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Shes got everything she needs she's an artist, she dont look back. She can take the dark out of the night time and paint the day time black.-Bob Dylan

Post Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:06 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Arthur Dent



Joined: 03 Oct 2007
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So many young impressionable minds to warp and twist... so little time. A number of my students, colleagues, and friends will also become mind-slaves to the AG.

Welcome to the fracas.
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lisa



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"Location: Earth, Milky Way, The Universe"


Our knowledge is so limited.
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leprrkan



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Welcome aboard Very Happy I'm sure someone will be long to explain the rules to you... and get ready to be stripped and searched Laughing
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Khoyin



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What? Did I break one already? *quiver*

Hi there to you too!
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Post Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:43 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Khoyin



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lisa wrote:
"Location: Earth, Milky Way, The Universe"


Our knowledge is so limited.



Pity, that.

And hello to you as well. Smile
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Wingnut



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...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH *pant pant* Hey how are ya? Good to see you. *pant* Can't stay long - they're after me (I'm Canadian) Yeah, the rules - ya gotta read those. The strip search is mandatory. Someone will be along to ... what was that? CRAP! Here they come! Talk to you later- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh......*door slams*



(My name says it all, really...)
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MrEMann



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Pie?!?!?!?!


WINGNUT WENT THAT AWAY

/me points in the opposite direction


Oh, and welcome new person!
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Ginjg



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Goudron is renown for his ACCSS among the lady fruitbat newbies. He regularly gets requests for repeat inspections. an offering of Pie always gets you special consideration.
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Joelibris



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Just remember our motto: We're not the crazy ones. Everybody else is.
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Vahlee



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Edited for morning post (aka stupid post) I read Northern California as North Carolina.


Embarassed
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Post Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:57 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Khoyin



Joined: 09 Oct 2007
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I dont know where I am.
I dont know the rules.
Wingnut went that way.
I have pie.
I can run pretty fast.
Goudron has not been given ACCESS.
II am not the crazy one, everyone else is.
am from the North.
I am a fruitbat.
I no like the light.

Ending transmission....and thanks for all the fish..wait, wrong book(s)..thanks for the hellos you crazy fucks, I like y'all already!
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Arthur Dent



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Khoyin wrote:
am from the North.

Ending transmission....and thanks for all the fish..wait, wrong book(s)..thanks for the hellos you crazy fucks, I like y'all already!


Um, ... geographically, can California ever be considered "the North"? Very Happy

Fish? Book(s)? I don't follow... Please explain Razz
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zendao42



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Very Happy Welcome K!

Have some cocoa, good for post strip search warm ups...

Now about that pie- please don't put any fish in it!
It's not like we're dolphins or something... Razz

Chocolate is always welcome (hint, hint)... Wink

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LostInWalmart



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Re: I no like the light.  Reply with quote  

Khoyin wrote:
(I'm RavenousReader on Amazon.com *shudder* hey dont shoot I got on to make a list for friends! by the by)


You have 7 pages of books on your Amazon wish list? Get you ass over to the Reading Suggestions thread. Now.

LIW

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