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leprrkan



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If you don't like sophomoric humor, this isn't a game you'll be interested in. If you do, continue and enjoy Very Happy


THE RULES:

Ok, everybody know what a euphemism is? That's what you need for this game, you best euphemism for a bowel movement.

Simple, gross yet simple.
Very Happy

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This is my brother's, and what put the idea in my head, so blame him if you don't like the game:

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
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zendao42



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Making a major deposit...

... & piss is a minor deposit...

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Amigo



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Sawing a log

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leprrkan



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Sawing a log

I've heard that one for sleeping. What a multi-tasker you are Very Happy
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kennyjb



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Fall asleep on the toilet again, Amigo?


Oooh, potty humor? You can always count me in!


I know it's very common, but

Pinching a loaf

has always just made me crack up.


And this thread reminds me of a stupid joke that I heard when I was in 5th grade or something, but it's one of the 3 jokes i can ever remember....


Why is poop tapered on the end?





So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
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Dropping the kids off at the pool.
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Jillopy wrote:
Dropping the kids off at the pool.


friggin hell. That's EXACTLY the one I was just about to post, and I only heard it just yesterday. Like mother, like daughter. <3
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30 seconds over Tokyo...
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Just a fun aside, one of my H3 friends is named Pinch a Loaf, and on trail, there's an award for doing something "shitty", literally or figuratively.
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I always liked this one from Dr Seuss:

Going to the euphemism.
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lisa



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My dear friends!
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No, no, no.... The phrase which most often precedes a bowel movement is: "My Fellow Americans."
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No, no, no.... The phrase which most often precedes a bowel movement is: "My Fellow Americans."


Just shit Wonks, not bullshit Very Happy
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Give birth to a brown baby.
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Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. (Cleveland folks and NFL fans will get that one)
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