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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Location: In the home stretch...
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Another simple one.

The Rules:

Give the best bumper sticker phrase you've seen.


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Here's two I saw last night:

"Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."

and

"Watch out for the idiot behind me."
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Amigo



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Jillopy



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W = Wrong
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

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deb



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You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.


(was once posted on my own vehicle.)
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kennyjb



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and a rather famous home-made one...




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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

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leprrkan



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This is one of my current ones:

"Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to your country."
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Wingnut



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Sick, twisted, and funny as hell.
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

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kennyjb



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Wingnut wrote:


Sick, twisted, and funny as hell.


Good thing blood washes out of that nice, soft, white fur! Shocked
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lisa



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I read something on the back of a car at a very busy intersection about God feeding sparrows more than us or something. Mulled over it, raised my eyebrows over it , puzzled at it.

We have goddess and god pics at the backs of cars. Verses from the bible.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

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Kianu



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You! Out of the gene pool!
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leprrkan



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Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.

I'd try to see your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own ass.

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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
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I personally own:

DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers

and

134 Joints in the human body, and not one in my pocket.
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Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold @mremann

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Wonko



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That reminded me of this one:

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia
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leprrkan



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BUCKLE UP: it makes it harder for the aliens to pull you out of the car.

It's easier to be against fur than it is leather since it's easier to harass rich old women than it is a biker gang.
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Lara



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I just saw one that said "What would Scooby do?"
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