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peglegpoo



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So I talked to the owner and she agreed to make a line with the word Fucktard.
She said they should be available soon.

http://www.ella-studio.com/

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leprrkan



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NICE. Who said correspondence was a lost art?
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kennyjb



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Sweet! Very Happy
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peglegpoo



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As noted, I was unclear as to the nature of the stationary, allow me to expound on it's intended use.

These cards are to inform the recipient of their fucktarditue and how to curb their fucktardism; not so much praising or incouraging their fucktardishness.

I hope that this has cleared any ambiguity. Thank you.

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deb



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That would be stationery.

I assume that by posting this correction, I will soon receive said fucktard card in the mail. Please include cash.
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mllefifi



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Can they make these of suitable size to place under the windshield wipers of mis-parked cars? I need about 3 dozen for my neighborhood -- per week. Cool
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zendao42



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mllefifi wrote:

Can they make these of suitable size to place under the windshield wipers of mis-parked cars? I need about 3 dozen for my neighborhood -- per week. Cool


What he said- need to take some up to the mall...

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peglegpoo



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i would like to send them to the employees of the post office, what with their efficient service and friendly demeanor....

also, is it necessary to post a sign that says that you cannot mail blood or plasma? how many cases of blood shipping had to have happened to make that a rule?

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