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What should Hillary be for Halloween?
The Tooth Fairy
23%
 23%  [ 3 ]
A Pretty Pretty Princess
23%
 23%  [ 3 ]
Give it up, Friend of the Pinko Commie
15%
 15%  [ 2 ]
See my suggestion, because I'm smarter than You Are.
38%
 38%  [ 5 ]
Total Votes : 13

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Hillary



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As I have made many friends with you folks over the past 6 months, I need your valuable insight.

Halloween is (not surprisingly) a HUGE deal for the Hillary. The past 5 or 6 years, I've had a relatively 'genre-specific' costume:

1) Goth cheerleader (don't ask - involved PVC)
2) The Evil Queen
3) A wench which included a corset and blue lipstick
4) A vampire
5) Winter - a lot of white clothing.

The point is, they were all fairly sinister and evil.

This year, I want to do something so disgustingly vanilla that it makes people's teeth hurt. I've got some ideas, but I'm open to others. So share with me your thoughts - or - ignore me and be on your way. Okay? Okay.

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Sara Leigh



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Glinda (Glenda?), the good witch in the Wizard of Oz. You must wear something totally frothy, with lots of tulle underskirts so it bells out nicely like a ballgown should. Curly hair. It should technically be blond, but you could probably get away with your own long, lovely locks. Stick to the pastel colors. The right tiara is also an essential with a magic wand to match.

Oh, and you must smile continuously and talk like Billie Burke.

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Robb



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I went with the obvious choice of princess, however since you seem to want it so bad why not go with the ninja thing? You really don't need to go with the whole mask but a black gi with the black tabi socks, and appropriate makeup and you could look pretty good.
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Tal



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Pirate wench! Yaaarrrr!

Oh you wanted to be disgustingly vanilla...well be a good pirate wench then. :p Wink
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Lib



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Go as Laura Bush Twisted Evil
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Sara Leigh



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Ooh, Lib, that's it!

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...or Martha Stewart. Plain vanilla with a swirl of evil fudge. Oh, and nuts. Absolutely.

Post Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:25 am   
Unc



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Lib wrote:
Go as Laura Bush Twisted Evil


Don't forget a pair of "fuck me pumps" to go with the round heels. (See upcoming Kitty Kelley book for the reference.) Laughing

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Dave



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I was gonna suggest going as Molly from Lust Lizard but Robb's got it nailed: do the ninja thing.

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Paul R



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Go as Shirley Temple with an evil lolipop.
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How 'bout Shirley Temple [in] Black ... ambassador & henchman for GOP

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KaosDevice



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I'm voting for Shub-Nigurath. Hey I'm thinking about doing The King in Yellow.
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i8tokyo



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Betty Crocker, hand out choclate-chip cookies as you go. (50's dress, apron, string of pearls...)
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Hillary



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I'm voting for Shub-Nigurath.



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT NOT KNOW OUR FRIEND LOVECRAFT:

Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young is a dark and terrible alien fertility goddess in the mythos, sometimes depicted as a demonic goat, sometimes as an enormous amorphous mass spawning her "Dark Young"-- huge tentacled tree-like hulks with shaggy goats legs and hooves -- in an endless orgy of reproduction.

What exactly are you trying to tell me, Kaos?

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Tal



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Hillary wrote:
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I'm voting for Shub-Nigurath.



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT NOT KNOW OUR FRIEND LOVECRAFT:

Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young is a dark and terrible alien fertility goddess in the mythos, sometimes depicted as a demonic goat, sometimes as an enormous amorphous mass spawning her "Dark Young"-- huge tentacled tree-like hulks with shaggy goats legs and hooves -- in an endless orgy of reproduction.

What exactly are you trying to tell me, Kaos?


*pssst* I think he's mackin' on ya! Wink
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