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What would you do if zombies attacked?
Raise an armed band of determined fighters to battle the hordes.
31%
 31%  [ 7 ]
Found a compound of virile young things to repopulate the world when the smoke clears.
45%
 45%  [ 10 ]
Curl into a ball in the closet and weep like a baby.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Offer yourself as a lunch so your family and loved ones could escape.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Feed them the fat kid down the block and run like hell.
22%
 22%  [ 5 ]
Total Votes : 22

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leprrkan



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So we all know that the undead could rise at any moment and try to wipe us out. But how would you handle the situation? Fight? Give up? Create an armed compound that is humanity's last refuge? Cast your vote below Very Happy
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Joelibris



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None of you bitches best pick the last choice...I AM the fat kid down the block.

Lep, you missed an option: Rape the zombies into submission, cuz dead ass is better than no ass.
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leprrkan



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I KNEW I forgot something.... Laughing
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i8tokyo



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Some like it hot,
some like it cold.
Some like it in the ground,
two days old.
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zendao42



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No peas, please!

I'll be in the compound, gettin' busy... Very Happy

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RedOrcaMoon



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ok I have some issues with pole. its inaccurate, doesnt go along with Resident Evil, george romero, house of the dead game, or *hears a zombie coming and fires a gun at its head then runs like hell*
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leprrkan



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So far in the poll, sex and sacrificing the fat kid are leading. No one seems to have gone for the option of sacrificing yourself to allow your family to escape, I'm not sure if that's funny or disturbing... it's funny Very Happy
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Deive



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If they are slow shambling zombies I'm in for the fight. If they're running rage filled zombies I'll be hiding in the compound. I hope we thought to have enough food. I like dark chocolate.

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RedOrcaMoon



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Deive, if you are staying with me on the zombie attack, you can have my chocolate. now I am gonna want my veggies and fruits. not chocolate. and carbs. lots of em to keep me able to run. dont worry about meat and cheese, we need beans, veggies, fruits, and bread.

sour dough bread. and water. lots of it.
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zendao42



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You know, I heard a rumor that CU's already in the compound... Wink

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Deive



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yes chocolate Smile you know how many lives you'd save that way

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fortune cookie



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I'm working on a fragmenting landmine.
One that pops out of the ground to head height, then explodes.
Removing multiple zombie combatants at once.
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leprrkan



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Quote:
I'm working on a fragmenting landmine.
One that pops out of the ground to head height, then explodes.
Removing multiple zombie combatants at once.


You have been at deer camp for a while, I think they had those in Viet Nam, called 'em "Bouncing Bettys" or something Very Happy
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Wonko



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RedOrcaMoon wrote:
dont worry about meat and cheese, we need beans...


When I first read this I thought it said "We need brains..." And I thought Oh my god! they already have ROM! Laughing
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i8tokyo



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leprrkan wrote:
Quote:
I'm working on a fragmenting landmine.
One that pops out of the ground to head height, then explodes.
Removing multiple zombie combatants at once.


You have been at deer camp for a while, I think they had those in Viet Nam, called 'em "Bouncing Bettys" or something Very Happy


Bettys blew your balls off. fc is aiming higher... Very Happy
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- Anyway, so there I was spittin on my goldfish tryin to keep it alive....

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