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Joelibris wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

lisa wrote:

Joe is actually straight. He just doesn't want to seem too eager.


Yes. The fact that the appearance of female genetalia makes me physically ill is a transparent attempt to not seem eager.


So you could deal with it in the dark, then? Wink




No, it doesn't smell like fish- you're too close to the river!


Bet if feels all squooshy too. Yucky!!!


More for the rest of us! Thanks again, Joe! Twisted Evil
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Post Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:12 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

lisa wrote:

Joe is actually straight. He just doesn't want to seem too eager.


Yes. The fact that the appearance of female genetalia makes me physically ill is a transparent attempt to not seem eager.


So you could deal with it in the dark, then? Wink




No, it doesn't smell like fish- you're too close to the river!

all genitilia is gross Exclamation
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chinanthefighterguy wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

lisa wrote:

Joe is actually straight. He just doesn't want to seem too eager.


Yes. The fact that the appearance of female genetalia makes me physically ill is a transparent attempt to not seem eager.


So you could deal with it in the dark, then? Wink




No, it doesn't smell like fish- you're too close to the river!

all genitilia is gross Exclamation




I beg your pardon?
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fortune cookie wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
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Bet if feels all squooshy too. Yucky!!!


More for the rest of us! Thanks again, Joe! Twisted Evil


Oooo, yeah...WARM and "squooshy" and SNUG...ummmm. Very Happy

Post Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:23 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Joelibris wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

lisa wrote:

Joe is actually straight. He just doesn't want to seem too eager.


Yes. The fact that the appearance of female genetalia makes me physically ill is a transparent attempt to not seem eager.


So you could deal with it in the dark, then? Wink




No, it doesn't smell like fish- you're too close to the river!


Bet if feels all squooshy too. Yucky!!!


Thanks for confirming my suspicions- my ex was definitely gay! Twisted Evil

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Did he say, "Damn, thats squooshy" alot?
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Wasn't this topic to welcome me into the theard? Instead of talking about entrails?
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Oh, honey...we ain't talkin' entrails...

Er...

ARE WE???!!?!?!

(euw)
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Hope Smithson wrote:
Wasn't this topic to welcome me into the theard? Instead of talking about entrails?


Stick around long enough and you'll notice that almost all threads will, at some point, become talk about sex.
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Wants it to be about her.
She's cute, ain't she?
Did we ever get pie?
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Wonko wrote:
Hope Smithson wrote:
Wasn't this topic to welcome me into the theard? Instead of talking about entrails?


Stick around long enough and you'll notice that almost all threads will, at some point, become talk about sex.


Usually thanks to yours truly.
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Joelibris wrote:
Wonko wrote:
Hope Smithson wrote:
Wasn't this topic to welcome me into the theard? Instead of talking about entrails?


Stick around long enough and you'll notice that almost all threads will, at some point, become talk about sex.


Usually thanks to yours truly.


It's called "threadjacking," Hope. It happens frequently here with great glee and abandon.

Hey, we have to get our jollies somehow as we wait interminably for the AG to provide a more meaningful outlet for our frustration and angst.

Don't take it personally. Smile

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Hey Hope, where you been?

Who's been jacking the threads again?

Oh yeah...
Joelibris wrote:
Wonko wrote:
Hope Smithson wrote:
Wasn't this topic to welcome me into the theard? Instead of talking about entrails?


Stick around long enough and you'll notice that almost all threads will, at some point, become talk about sex.


Usually thanks to yours truly.


You & me both- but everybody needs a hobby... Very Happy


Joelibris wrote:

Did he say, "Damn, thats squooshy" alot?


More like, "Ewww, that's wet!"

Which is ridiculous considering the nasty things he was into...

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Oh I was just curious. This is a lot better than all the other message board I belong too. You have the words blow and job in the sentence that happen to be next to each other. And you get kicked off! Prissy bitches...
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Hope Smithson wrote:
Oh I was just curious. This is a lot better than all the other message board I belong too. You have the words blow and job in the sentence that happen to be next to each other. And you get kicked off! Prissy bitches...


So, for instance, "Wow, that blowdryer really did a job on your pussycat!" would be out of the question, then?
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