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Joelibris



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Sephonae wrote:
Hope Smithson wrote:
Oh I was just curious. This is a lot better than all the other message board I belong too. You have the words blow and job in the sentence that happen to be next to each other. And you get kicked off! Prissy bitches...


So, for instance, "Wow, that blowdryer really did a job on your pussycat!" would be out of the question, then?


I wonder if you had the words 'fucking' and 'butt-nugget' close together, you'd get the boot?
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Sephonae



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Joelibris wrote:
I wonder if you had the words 'fucking' and 'butt-nugget' close together, you'd get the boot?


My gay friends tell me that "fucking" and "butt-nuggets" are no-no's in their community.
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Joe is doing a mufti.
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Sephonae wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
I wonder if you had the words 'fucking' and 'butt-nugget' close together, you'd get the boot?


My gay friends tell me that "fucking" and "butt-nuggets" are no-no's in their community.


Yuuuck!
I'd feel pretty confident in saying butt-nuggets are no-nos in any community.
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Joelibris



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fortune cookie wrote:
Sephonae wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
I wonder if you had the words 'fucking' and 'butt-nugget' close together, you'd get the boot?


My gay friends tell me that "fucking" and "butt-nuggets" are no-no's in their community.


Yuuuck!
I'd feel pretty confident in saying butt-nuggets are no-nos in any community.


I didn't mean it literally, more like a general description of persons in politics.
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one of the things i like about yous guys is you inability to stick to the origanal topic.also that when the subject of sex does come up its mostly wacky good fun or lighthearted flirting, not lurid or creepy. which is good because for an atheist who's lived on the streets of sf, im pretty puritanicallyuptight and uncomfortable with that type of thing.

does anyone know of any other sites that are as much fun as this one.
something literary for girls who like boys who like boys.
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Joelibris



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So you want a fag-hag forum? Sorry, this is as close as I've found.
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i dont reall like to be descibed as hag, im more of a gay man trapped in a beautiful womans body although im not really that into fasion.
i miss loitering in the castro all day harrassing people for money. good times...... Wink
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A fag-hag is a straight woman (of any appearance) who hangs with one or more gay guys. For example, Lepp and Aubie were my fag-hags that night in Decatur. A guy that hangs with lesbians? A dutch-boy (cuz he hangs around dykes).
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Joelibris wrote:
A fag-hag is a straight woman (of any appearance) who hangs with one or more gay guys. For example, Lepp and Aubie were my fag-hags that night in Decatur. A guy that hangs with lesbians? A dutch-boy (cuz he hangs around dykes).


What did that make MrE? Twisted Evil
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leprrkan wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
A fag-hag is a straight woman (of any appearance) who hangs with one or more gay guys. For example, Lepp and Aubie were my fag-hags that night in Decatur. A guy that hangs with lesbians? A dutch-boy (cuz he hangs around dykes).


What did that make MrE? Twisted Evil


My bitch. Even made him pay for the room. Razz Laughing
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You are SO gonna get it when he sees that Twisted Evil Razz Laughing
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zendao42 wrote:



No, it doesn't smell like fish- you're too close to the river!


hey! just the other day i was asking my mates about that! they said it was like sushi!

did they.. LIE?! Shocked
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Properly prepared coochie should never smell like sushi.
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fortune cookie wrote:
Properly prepared coochie should never smell like sushi.


would you like to expand on that?
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