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The Beta Male - question
When you posted your Beta Male Manifesto last year, you said something about publishing it in a magazine... did that ever happen? I have sent that piece to every beta male in my little black book (all 72 of them) and they loved it. Maybe you should bump it back up for the n00bs to read if they haven't seen it.
Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:33 pm
chris Site Admin
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DM, we were in negotiation with some magazine back then, but they had some other beta male piece (which wasn't funny) so they backed out. At that point I was too busy with YOU SUCK and just forgot about it.
I think I did that piece before I had MySpace, so maybe I'll resurrect it there. Also, Ken is going to be changing our BBS server soon, so I might be able to post it as a single piece here (Which I'd prefer. The reason I broke it into three last time is this BBS template won't take an entry that long.)
When Ken gets it up and running, remind me again, k?
Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:40 pm
chris Site Admin
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Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!
You might get elected to sainthood or something.
"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."
Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:49 pm
DanaMichelle
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chris wrote:
Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!
You might get elected to sainthood or something.
"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."
When I resurrect MY myspace page I'm totally putting that in my "About Me" section. It's actually kind of funny, because my ACTUAL boyfriend is as UN-geeky as they come. But I have a t-shirt that says "I <3 Nerds" and I can't wear it around him. LOL!
Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:17 am
zendao42
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DanaMichelle wrote:
chris wrote:
Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!
You might get elected to sainthood or something.
"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."
When I resurrect MY myspace page I'm totally putting that in my "About Me" section. It's actually kind of funny, because my ACTUAL boyfriend is as UN-geeky as they come. But I have a t-shirt that says "I <3 Nerds" and I can't wear it around him. LOL!
Because somebody's gotta ask...
How do you come geeky?
Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:45 am
mllefifi
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zendao42 wrote:
[...] Because somebody's gotta ask...
How do you come geeky?
Gotta be something to do with the lube. _________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:24 am
chris Site Admin
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zendao42 wrote:
Because somebody's gotta ask...
How do you come geeky?
Well, since Deb seems asleep at that switch, let me answer on her behalf:
C'mere kitten.
Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:50 pm
fortune cookie
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chris wrote:
( The reason I broke it into three last time is this BBS template won't take an entry that long.)
When Ken gets it up and running, remind me again, k?
Had the same problem with my first wife. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:10 pm
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chris wrote:
Well, since Deb seems asleep at that switch, let me answer on her behalf:
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zendao42 wrote:
Because somebody's gotta ask...
How do you come geeky?
Quite well, thank you.
Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:13 pm
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Please, no one say...
pictures or it didn't happen _________________ Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb
Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:15 pm
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zendao42 wrote:
DanaMichelle wrote:
chris wrote:
Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!
You might get elected to sainthood or something.
"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."
When I resurrect MY myspace page I'm totally putting that in my "About Me" section. It's actually kind of funny, because my ACTUAL boyfriend is as UN-geeky as they come. But I have a t-shirt that says "I <3 Nerds" and I can't wear it around him. LOL!
Because somebody's gotta ask...
How do you come geeky?
<<<Does post-coital Jerry Lewis imitation.
That cover it? _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:44 am
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Lib wrote:
Please, no one say...
pictures or it didn't happen
You mean you don't want a pictoral representation of that, why ever not? _________________ "Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."
- "Bones"
Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:14 am
DanaMichelle
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Wow, you guys are threadjacking into perversion more than normal. Full moon? lol
Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:17 am
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DanaMichelle wrote:
Full moon? lol
That's one way to come geeky. _________________ "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett
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