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DanaMichelle



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When you posted your Beta Male Manifesto last year, you said something about publishing it in a magazine... did that ever happen? I have sent that piece to every beta male in my little black book (all 72 of them) and they loved it. Maybe you should bump it back up for the n00bs to read if they haven't seen it.

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DM, we were in negotiation with some magazine back then, but they had some other beta male piece (which wasn't funny) so they backed out. At that point I was too busy with YOU SUCK and just forgot about it.

I think I did that piece before I had MySpace, so maybe I'll resurrect it there. Also, Ken is going to be changing our BBS server soon, so I might be able to post it as a single piece here (Which I'd prefer. The reason I broke it into three last time is this BBS template won't take an entry that long.)

When Ken gets it up and running, remind me again, k?

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Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!


You might get elected to sainthood or something.



"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."

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DanaMichelle



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chris wrote:
Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!

You might get elected to sainthood or something.

"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."


When I resurrect MY myspace page I'm totally putting that in my "About Me" section. Very Happy It's actually kind of funny, because my ACTUAL boyfriend is as UN-geeky as they come. But I have a t-shirt that says "I <3 Nerds" and I can't wear it around him. LOL!

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DanaMichelle wrote:
chris wrote:
Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!

You might get elected to sainthood or something.

"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."


When I resurrect MY myspace page I'm totally putting that in my "About Me" section. Very Happy It's actually kind of funny, because my ACTUAL boyfriend is as UN-geeky as they come. But I have a t-shirt that says "I <3 Nerds" and I can't wear it around him. LOL!


Because somebody's gotta ask...

How do you come geeky? Laughing

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zendao42 wrote:
[...] Because somebody's gotta ask...

How do you come geeky? Laughing


Gotta be something to do with the lube. Cool
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Because somebody's gotta ask...

How do you come geeky? Laughing



Well, since Deb seems asleep at that switch, let me answer on her behalf:

C'mere kitten.

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chris wrote:
( The reason I broke it into three last time is this BBS template won't take an entry that long.)

When Ken gets it up and running, remind me again, k?


Had the same problem with my first wife. Embarassed
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chris wrote:


Well, since Deb seems asleep at that switch, let me answer on her behalf:

C'mere kitten.


That's very funny
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zendao42 wrote:
Because somebody's gotta ask...

How do you come geeky? Laughing
Quite well, thank you.

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Please, no one say...

pictures or it didn't happen
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zendao42 wrote:
DanaMichelle wrote:
chris wrote:
Wait a minute! You have 72 Beta Males in your little black book??!!!

You might get elected to sainthood or something.

"Yes, this is the shrine to St. Dana-Michelle of Boffingwell, Patron Saint of Nerd Nookie. It is said that her image often appears reflected through a bottle of self-warming lube. Legend has it that she was martyred when she arrived late to a Star Trek convention party and announced, "What pointy-eared geek does a girl have to fuck to get a drink around here?" And was accidentally drowned in a tidal-wave of Zimas and wine coolers."


When I resurrect MY myspace page I'm totally putting that in my "About Me" section. Very Happy It's actually kind of funny, because my ACTUAL boyfriend is as UN-geeky as they come. But I have a t-shirt that says "I <3 Nerds" and I can't wear it around him. LOL!


Because somebody's gotta ask...

How do you come geeky? Laughing


<<<Does post-coital Jerry Lewis imitation.

That cover it?
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Lib wrote:
Please, no one say...

pictures or it didn't happen


You mean you don't want a pictoral representation of that, why ever not? Twisted Evil
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DanaMichelle



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Wow, you guys are threadjacking into perversion more than normal. Full moon? lol

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DanaMichelle wrote:
Full moon? lol


That's one way to come geeky.
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