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Lib's Christmas News
She's hit the lottery and moving to New Zealand.
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After finally cracking under the stress of Christmas shopping, Lib's joining a commune that follows the AG...wait a minute this one doesn't count.
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Lib's fantasy of being on a tropical isle with George Clooney is about to happen. What can I say I love a man with a sense of humor.
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It's none of the above...(post your idea).
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Lib



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I'll have some news to share after Christmas.
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mllefifi



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You've taken over ownership of Raging Stallion Studios, right?
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Kar98



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Is -through a glitch in bureaucracy- bestowed ownership of an abandoned missile silo where she'll grow magic mushrooms and run a BDSM club.
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i8tokyo



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Is it that you are reorganizing "The Village People" and putting them on tour?




Did you find Jimmy Hoffa?




How about you discovered how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?




Throw us a frickin' bone here, k?

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leprrkan



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You're going to be a politician... either that or you're pregnant...
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Enjoy New Zealand!
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I hope it's the Raging Stallion deal, cuz I've got some killer screenplays....
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Jo



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Moving to SF to live with Abby Normal?

Cool
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did you cure cancer?
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Wingnut



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Lib wrote:
I'll have some news to share after Christmas.


If it's the lottery/New Zealand one, can I be the first total stranger to ask you for large amounts of money for no reason? Only, I got this huge student loan debt I gotta pay off....hey, what, it never hurts to ask, does it???

Laughing Laughing
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Amigo



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Re: Big News  Reply with quote  

Wingnut wrote:
Lib wrote:
I'll have some news to share after Christmas.


If it's the lottery/New Zealand one, can I be the first total stranger to ask you for large amounts of money for no reason? Only, I got this huge student loan debt I gotta pay off....hey, what, it never hurts to ask, does it???

Laughing Laughing


With your coming stardom (pun intended) in the adult video genre, you'll have that loan paid off in no time with plenty left over for viola lessons. Smile

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Joelibris



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Amigo wrote:
Wingnut wrote:
Lib wrote:
I'll have some news to share after Christmas.


If it's the lottery/New Zealand one, can I be the first total stranger to ask you for large amounts of money for no reason? Only, I got this huge student loan debt I gotta pay off....hey, what, it never hurts to ask, does it???

Laughing Laughing


With your coming stardom (pun intended) in the adult video genre, you'll have that loan paid off in no time with plenty left over for viola lessons. Smile


Must...resist...pervo...reply....too...close...to...Christmas....

Ooooohaseagulllllllll...

Much better. That was close.
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fortune cookie



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You've finally managed to clone the mitochondrial DNA samples you
took from the AG.
And now we'll have twice as many books to read? Very Happy

That, or you're finally gonna check me for ticks? Laughing
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fortune cookie wrote:
You've finally managed to clone the mitochondrial DNA samples you
took from the AG.
And now we'll have twice as many books to read? Very Happy

That, or you're finally gonna check me for ticks? Laughing


Groom you like a lemur?
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Enjoy the Island.

Actually, I have no idea. But I figured if I was gonna guess wrong, at least guess one she's like.

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