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Lib's Christmas News
She's hit the lottery and moving to New Zealand.
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After finally cracking under the stress of Christmas shopping, Lib's joining a commune that follows the AG...wait a minute this one doesn't count.
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Lib's fantasy of being on a tropical isle with George Clooney is about to happen. What can I say I love a man with a sense of humor.
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It's none of the above...(post your idea).
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Sephonae



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You've discovered a drugless cure for adult acne?????
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Joelibris wrote:
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You've finally managed to clone the mitochondrial DNA samples you
took from the AG.
And now we'll have twice as many books to read? Very Happy

That, or you're finally gonna check me for ticks? Laughing


Groom you like a lemur?


For some odd reason I read that as Leper at first. Confused Rolling Eyes Laughing
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Hey, leave me out of this... Laughing
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Though it pains me to say, it's not the George Clooney fantasy.

This will top it in my book...

My son is officially engaged! I'm going to be a future mother-in-law. Very Happy
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Joelibris



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Lib wrote:
Though it pains me to say, it's not the George Clooney fantasy.

This will top it in my book...

My son is officially engaged! I'm going to be a future mother-in-law. Very Happy


Congrats!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

(So much for my career writing and starring in porn. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad )
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Lib wrote:
Though it pains me to say, it's not the George Clooney fantasy.

This will top it in my book...

My son is officially engaged! I'm going to be a future mother-in-law. Very Happy


You will choose the light side of the M I L force won't you?
Cause if you choose the dark side, you gotta take orders from deb.
just sayin. Laughing
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I'm not a M I L yet. But both my daughters' fiancee's love me. They fear doing anything else.
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Congratulations, how very cool... much cooler than George Clooney on an island... which, by the way, since you won't be needing him... Very Happy Laughing
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deb wrote:
I'm not a M I L yet. But both my daughters' fiancee's love me. They fear doing anything else.


It's Princess Peepee's first boyfriend that's gonna be in for a world of pain.
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Yes. She's exactly like me.
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Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:39 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
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I just imagined you swinging a hatchet saying "I...am...too...young...to...be...a...great-...grandmother!"
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deb wrote:
I'm not a M I L yet. But both my daughters' fiancee's love me. They fear doing anything else.


I rest my case.
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MIL = Shut up and wear beige....
this is the tradition.
Doehide is beige.
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Notdeadyet wrote:
MIL = Shut up and wear beige....
this is the tradition.
Doehide is beige.
Laughing Laughing Laughing


I read that as 'Doughide' at first...
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Lib wrote:
[...] I'm going to be a future mother-in-law. Very Happy

Is that supposed to be better or worse than "going to be a former mother-in-law"?

Anyway, contragulations! Very Happy
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