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Lib's Christmas News
She's hit the lottery and moving to New Zealand.
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After finally cracking under the stress of Christmas shopping, Lib's joining a commune that follows the AG...wait a minute this one doesn't count.
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Lib's fantasy of being on a tropical isle with George Clooney is about to happen. What can I say I love a man with a sense of humor.
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It's none of the above...(post your idea).
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Kianu



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Joelibris wrote:
Notdeadyet wrote:
MIL = Shut up and wear beige....
this is the tradition.
Doehide is beige.
Laughing Laughing Laughing


I read that as 'Doughide' at first...


Speaking of which, where the heck is dougp? It's just not the holidays without a whipping boy.
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Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:44 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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Congratulations, Lib. Parenting-in-law is infinitely easier than direct parenting, and is often accompanied by your children moving out of the house only to return for visits (bearing gifts at holidays as well).

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Lib



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Did I mention she's a reader? Wink
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Post Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:13 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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Congratulations, Lib!
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It's always wonderful to have a new addition to the family.
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Lib wrote:
Did I mention she's a reader? Wink


she's a breeder??? Shocked
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Lib wrote:
Did I mention she's a reader? Wink


Ooooh, convert material?
Be sure to mention Pie and Cookies! Wink Laughing
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Wingnut wrote:
Lib wrote:
Did I mention she's a reader? Wink

she's a breeder??? Shocked

Funny, I was going to misread it the same way. Rolling Eyes
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mllefifi wrote:
Wingnut wrote:
Lib wrote:
Did I mention she's a reader? Wink

she's a breeder??? Shocked

Funny, I was going to misread it the same way. Rolling Eyes


I'm sorry, unless you are a fan of Kim Deal, no one gets to use 'breeder' as a noun except me.
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Congratulations.
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Congrats on the potential convert-
if she likes pie, she's a keeper!

Joelibris wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
Wingnut wrote:
Lib wrote:
Did I mention she's a reader? Wink

she's a breeder??? Shocked

Funny, I was going to misread it the same way. Rolling Eyes


I'm sorry, unless you are a fan of Kim Deal, no one gets to use 'breeder' as a noun except me.


Who's Kim Deal?

Thought all of us that haven't bred yet got to use it...

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Kim Deal of the band The Pixies had a side project called The Breeders.
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Joelibris wrote:

Kim Deal of the band The Pixies had a side project called The Breeders.


Ah, always got them mixed up with the Cranberries...

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zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

Kim Deal of the band The Pixies had a side project called The Breeders.


Ah, always got them mixed up with the Cranberries...


Look, it's simple: Pixies are small, with wings, and if you shake their dandruff on you, it helps you fly. Cranberries are small red berries that grow in bogs and go well with turkey.

'K?
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I never really knew much about the band except that I liked "Cannonball" and "Divine Hammer." I never even heard any of their other songs.
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