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Butch the Vizsla



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Sephonae wrote:
Butch is mostly right
First time for everything, I guess
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alico



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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
it'll raid your refrigerator, drink your beer, seduce your daughter, then disappear in the dead of night, cuz that's how Pluto be rollin in your crib.


what if i am pluto? it all sounds like something i would do
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Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:26 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Joelibris



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alico wrote:
Butch the Vizsla wrote:
it'll raid your refrigerator, drink your beer, seduce your daughter, then disappear in the dead of night, cuz that's how Pluto be rollin in your crib.


what if i am pluto? it all sounds like something i would do


You? Daughter seducing?
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alico



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Joelibris wrote:
alico wrote:
Butch the Vizsla wrote:
it'll raid your refrigerator, drink your beer, seduce your daughter, then disappear in the dead of night, cuz that's how Pluto be rollin in your crib.


what if i am pluto? it all sounds like something i would do


You? Daughter seducing?


anyone really. my friends say i flirt with anything that moves. i'm no prude, dude
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Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:36 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



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alico wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
alico wrote:
Butch the Vizsla wrote:

it'll raid your refrigerator, drink your beer, seduce your daughter, then disappear in the dead of night, cuz that's how Pluto be rollin in your crib.


what if i am pluto? it all sounds like something i would do


You? Daughter seducing?


anyone really. my friends say i flirt with anything that moves. i'm no prude, dude


Are you flirting with me right now? Wink

Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:55 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
alico



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zendao42 wrote:


Are you flirting with me right now? Wink


do you want me to? Wink
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Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:08 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



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alico wrote:
zendao42 wrote:


Are you flirting with me right now? Wink


do you want me to? Wink


Hey, it's 5 in the morning & my bf's sleeping-
I'm feeling a bit restless, how about you? Wink

Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:13 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
alico



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zendao42 wrote:
alico wrote:
zendao42 wrote:


Are you flirting with me right now? Wink


do you want me to? Wink


Hey, it's 5 in the morning & my bf's sleeping-
I'm feeling a bit restless, how about you? Wink


so the cats are sleeping..
tell me what makes you restless Twisted Evil
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zendao42



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Maybe having to do yet another load of laundry after some really good sex instead of sticking around for the sequel-
I mean, some folks are highly functional in their sleep, & some of us are just insatiable... Twisted Evil

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alico



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zendao42 wrote:
Maybe having to do yet another load of laundry after some really good sex instead of sticking around for the sequel-
I mean, some folks are highly functional in their sleep, & some of us are just insatiable... Twisted Evil


yeah!
yesterday i was watching a program called "sex kills" on animal planet. one rodent copulates 3 days in a row, non-stop, until it drops dead. and other cool examples...
females across species have better stamina!
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Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:33 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
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alico wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

Maybe having to do yet another load of laundry after some really good sex instead of sticking around for the sequel-
I mean, some folks are highly functional in their sleep, & some of us are just insatiable... Twisted Evil


yeah!
yesterday i was watching a program called "sex kills" on animal planet. one rodent copulates 3 days in a row, non-stop, until it drops dead. and other cool examples...
females across species have better stamina!


Hey, we tried that 3 days non-stop for my last b'day- we're still, um, breathing! Very Happy

Think about the preying mantis- he gets his head eaten the only time he ever has sex... Twisted Evil

If only our men (or batteries, for that matter) lasted as long as we do!

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alico



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zendao42 wrote:


Hey, we tried that 3 days non-stop for my last b'day- we're still, um, breathing! Very Happy

Think about the preying mantis- he gets his head eaten the only time he ever has sex... Twisted Evil

If only our men (or batteries, for that matter) lasted as long as we do!


you both must be in excellent shape.

but did you know that when his head is bitten off, he is spraying eggs (ahem, sperm) on her? this is how he is built. mate to die! you fulfilled your purpose!

every time i am done with someone, i am already thinking who else could i have right after...
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alico wrote:
[...]

every time i am done with someone, i am already thinking who else could i have right after...


You sound like an excellent candidate for a ménage à trois. Smile

Post Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:53 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Amigo wrote:
alico wrote:
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every time i am done with someone, i am already thinking who else could i have right after...


You sound like an excellent candidate for a ménage à trois. Smile


i'll take that as a compliment Wink



wait, is that an invitation? Twisted Evil
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alico wrote:
Amigo wrote:
alico wrote:
[...]

every time i am done with someone, i am already thinking who else could i have right after...


You sound like an excellent candidate for a ménage à trois. Smile


i'll take that as a compliment Wink



wait, is that an invitation? Twisted Evil


I'll have to check Wingnut's availabilty first. Oh, wait...he's currently "leashed."
OK, I'll give FFPF a call...he has done this before. Smile

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