Hi & Welcome.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

This sounds sexy and a tad bit painful, which is just the way I like it. Can we incorporate spam into this ACCSS somehow?

And what is ACCSS?

Do I need to bring protection? Can I bring cake?
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"Life's a garden: dig it" - Voltaire (well, he basically said it)

You probably don't want spam involved.

You'll have to research what ACCSS is....I don't want to ruin the fun...

No protection needed. You can always bring cake but we prefer pie.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Ah.

Perhaps I'll be cake-pie... mmm, half cake, half pie. It's hybrid bliss.
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"Life's a garden: dig it" - Voltaire (well, he basically said it)

Welcome! Paging Dr, Goudron...
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Thanks for waiting, Gaberloonzie, I thought I lost out this time.

Regarding the spam request: we usually look to extract contraban items... Never dealt with insertions. Ugh, I feel dirtier than usual.

Either way, cake pie would be great. Welcome
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White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.

Cake-pie it is.
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"Life's a garden: dig it" - Voltaire (well, he basically said it)

TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:

This sounds sexy and a tad bit painful, which is just the way I like it. Can we incorporate spam into this ACCSS somehow? And what is ACCSS? Do I need to bring protection? Can I bring cake?

associated chaplains in california state service?!?!????
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Welcome!

Follow the rules, especially #11 & enjoy sitting around naked in front of the computer-
most of us keep doing it long after passing noobiedom...

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you up for the strip search!

TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:

Ah. Perhaps I'll be cake-pie... mmm, half cake, half pie. It's hybrid bliss.

Hey, would that be Boston cream pie?
Cuz that rocks!

Welcome Hempster!
I'll take the proffered blackbird pie.
Take no offense if I pass on the Spam, I've read where it's been.
Make yourself comfy, nude and chatty. Not necessaraly in that order.
If you have trouble with the chatty part, look at some of Leps stuff.
By god you'ld think that gal frenched the blarney stone the way she carries on.
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

fortune cookie wrote:

By god you'ld think that gal frenched the blarney stone the way she carries on.

She did. She told me so.

Welcome!
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

*blush* Wingnut, you may have to share me with FC, he's getting a gropie of his very own


Hey Hemp, welcome to the board
Have you decoded what the ACCSS is yet? Once you know what they're looking for, it much more scary to think of seeing it than the search itself... but you know how it is with invasive species, they're insidious little bastards
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

leprrkan wrote:

but you know how it is with invasive species, they're insidious little bastards

Is...wait...is that a dig at my Canadianosity? Are you saying I'm invasive? Like scotch broom or purple loosestrife? Gee thanks....

(or am I just being overly sensitive, and you just meant that AC is an invasive little bastard...)
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

Of course I would never mean you my little Canadian loon
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- "Bones"

leprrkan wrote:

Of course I would never mean you my little Canadian loon

LITTLE???
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.