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Jillopy



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Hi & Welcome. Smile
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TheVeryMerryHempster



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This sounds sexy and a tad bit painful, which is just the way I like it. Can we incorporate spam into this ACCSS somehow?

And what is ACCSS?

Do I need to bring protection? Can I bring cake?
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Jillopy



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You probably don't want spam involved.

You'll have to research what ACCSS is....I don't want to ruin the fun...

No protection needed. You can always bring cake but we prefer pie.
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TheVeryMerryHempster



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Ah.

Perhaps I'll be cake-pie... mmm, half cake, half pie. It's hybrid bliss.
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Welcome! Paging Dr, Goudron...
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Goudron



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Thanks for waiting, Gaberloonzie, I thought I lost out this time.

Regarding the spam request: we usually look to extract contraban items... Never dealt with insertions. Ugh, I feel dirtier than usual.

Either way, cake pie would be great. Welcome Smile
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TheVeryMerryHempster



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Cake-pie it is. Wink
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TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:
This sounds sexy and a tad bit painful, which is just the way I like it. Can we incorporate spam into this ACCSS somehow?

And what is ACCSS?

Do I need to bring protection? Can I bring cake?


associated chaplains in california state service?!?!????
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Very Happy Welcome!

Follow the rules, especially #11 & enjoy sitting around naked in front of the computer-
most of us keep doing it long after passing noobiedom...

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you up for the strip search!

TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:

Ah.

Perhaps I'll be cake-pie... mmm, half cake, half pie. It's hybrid bliss.

Hey, would that be Boston cream pie?
Cuz that rocks!

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fortune cookie



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Welcome Hempster!
I'll take the proffered blackbird pie.
Take no offense if I pass on the Spam, I've read where it's been. Shocked
Make yourself comfy, nude and chatty. Not necessaraly in that order.
If you have trouble with the chatty part, look at some of Leps stuff.
By god you'ld think that gal frenched the blarney stone the way she carries on. Laughing
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fortune cookie wrote:

By god you'ld think that gal frenched the blarney stone the way she carries on. Laughing


She did. She told me so. Wink Laughing

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*blush* Wingnut, you may have to share me with FC, he's getting a gropie of his very own Twisted Evil


Hey Hemp, welcome to the board Very Happy
Have you decoded what the ACCSS is yet? Once you know what they're looking for, it much more scary to think of seeing it than the search itself... but you know how it is with invasive species, they're insidious little bastards Laughing
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leprrkan wrote:
but you know how it is with invasive species, they're insidious little bastards Laughing


Is...wait...is that a dig at my Canadianosity? Are you saying I'm invasive? Like scotch broom or purple loosestrife? Gee thanks.... Shocked

(or am I just being overly sensitive, and you just meant that AC is an invasive little bastard...)
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Of course I would never mean you my little Canadian loon Very Happy Laughing Very Happy
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Wingnut



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leprrkan wrote:
Of course I would never mean you my little Canadian loon Very Happy Laughing Very Happy



LITTLE??? Shocked
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