New to the CMBB

I better introduce myself, I guess. I live in a small town in southern IL. I work part time as a computer technician and I love reading Christopher Moore's books and I plan on RE-reading them until the next one comes out. I think that Mr. Moore has the BEST titles out there. I just wish I had discovered his books sooner. I just found out about his books a couple of months ago and have read them voraciously ever since.

I like anime, duplicate bridge and CRPGs. Otherwise I am pretty boring and live in my fantasy world of Pine Cove, CA.
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It's a fate worse than fame
Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed

Warren Zevon "Disorder in the House"

Welcome, mrkez!

Please read the RULES, and join in the madness.

Welcome to the board Mrkez

Don't worry, we get defensive about the AG's enemies (must protect the leader until the compound is ready) , but you seem ok after all.

Get naked pull up your books and have some fun
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Welcome

Hi. Where's the pie?
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Jillopy wrote:

Hi. Where's the pie?

I can't believe your manners! Mama taught you better than that! It's "where's the pie, bitch!"

go to your room and think about what you did, young lady!
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

My bad.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Howdy! Which CM masterpiece do you favor, thus far???
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

droooooooooool!

kitten. you. come. here.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

lisa wrote:

droooooooooool! kitten. you. come. here.

Ooofta! The bat in shades is doing it for ya, huh???
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Hi. Are you closer to barely legal or nearly retired?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

welcome mrkez, wow chris talked to you on your first post, it took months for him to talk to me. and then it was only to tell me what a great choice i made with the nameing of my son!

what no pie?
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

To try to answer everything. I am old enough to know better. Pie? Alvin and Mohammed ate it along with the stove.

It is so hard to tell which of the AG's books I like best. SA, Lamb, and ADJ made me laugh the most, but I just got finished reading a long stretch of them back to back so I am a bit hysterical still. I still have to get Fluke and Bloodsucking Fiends. I might have "Bad dog" my dog. I think he "borrowed" them and I cannot find them right off.

Yes, I liked Roberto in Love Nun and Stupidest Angel.

Who are these enemies of the AG? All we have to do is tie them down, pry open their eyelids (a la Clockwork Orange), and force them to read all of the AG's great works until they either convert or die laughing. Thus no more enemies of the Great AuthorGuy.
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It's a fate worse than fame
Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed

Warren Zevon "Disorder in the House"

Let's eat him.


Er, sorry, hey! Old habits die hard.
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Chris. Though, not the cool one. Just Chris.

Welcome mrkez!
Do you like BBQ sauce?
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould