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lisa



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I would prefer it if a man's body had more to explore. There seems to be too little. Some more dangly bits, a few more corners, some more highly sensitive skin would be more satisfying. Seeing the surface area of the body is poor in volume, no wonder one has to search and fuse with the man's mind in order to have more pleasing, divine sex.
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lisa wrote:
I would prefer it if a man's body had more to explore. There seems to be too little. Some more dangly bits, a few more corners, some more highly sensitive skin would be more satisfying. Seeing the surface area of the body is poor in volume, no wonder one has to search and fuse with the man's mind in order to have more pleasing, divine sex.


Have you considered sticking your finger in his ass?
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Not many morbidly obese men in India, I gather.
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Butch the Vizsla



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sounds like someone is looking for an excuse to bat for the other team.
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Is this another post about the, um, shortcomings of Indian men? Razz

Personally, I find plenty to wrap my hands (& legs) around-
& I'm with a skinny guy... Very Happy

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Amigo



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
lisa wrote:
I would prefer it if a man's body had more to explore. There seems to be too little. Some more dangly bits, a few more corners, some more highly sensitive skin would be more satisfying. Seeing the surface area of the body is poor in volume, no wonder one has to search and fuse with the man's mind in order to have more pleasing, divine sex.


Have you considered sticking your finger in his ass?


And while you're in the area, be sure to "explore" the perineal raphe.

At the other end, nipple stimulation also works for some men. The sensitivity and responsiveness of male nipples varies widely from almost nothing to extreme, but for most males the capacity can be developed somewhat.

While you're close by, don't forget to nibble, bite and tongue the ears and neck.

Headed south again, don't miss the frenulum of prepuce of penis. This area is very reactive, and particularly responsive to touch that is light and soft.

Carry on. Smile

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