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Our kitty (or one of our 4 kitties) Bubba got very sick the other night. He had a urinary track blockage that some boy kitties get. We lost a kitty to this before and know all the symptoms etc.

This dude is one stubborn cat. He is determined to remove the catheter that has to stay in until Sat. morning. He had to stay at the vet's an extra night because he got the elizabethan collar off and pulled the sewed in (yes, stitches) catheter out.

So, he's home now and my son is determined to make sure Bubba gets well. He's made him diapers so he can't get to the catheter since a collar won't work.

Yes, Bubba is pissed. But I can't help but snicker at his pissedness and get a bit warm and fuzzy at my son's dedication to his contraption/diapers. I'm talking a long long time of studying and making cat diapers here. Smile

Here's happy normal Bubba making a weather prediction.



And not so happy WTF did you do to me (?) Bubba.



He also got his nuts chopped. (neutered) Maybe that is what all the bitching is really about. Wink
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Oh, man, Bubba is pissed! Hahahahaha. Poor kitty. Sending get well mojo for Bubba.
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Poor kitty! Kudos for raising such a thoughtful, compassionate boy!
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Good luck! You'll need it...

We had a kitty with a similar problem-
except his showed up along with a bowel obstruction, hell of a holiday weekend... Shocked

If you have more than one cat, he can look forward to being shunned for smelling like he's been to the vet-
or so I recall from my multiple feline days...

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Oh poor Bubba...
can you get him a dvd from the library on birds or small mammals to take his mind off it? Or is he not a t.v. watcher? Very Happy
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hahahahahaa! Bubba's gonna get you for posting that! Hope he feels better soon.
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Cats are very funny when it comes to upsetting their dignity. I thought one of mine was going to mutilate me when I put a baby bonnet on him.

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Bubba should be glad he's pissed, because to not piss is bad.

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Bet right now he feels like he's in an early John Waters flick.
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