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lisa



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I look like a woman. Sometimes I feel like one.

Sometimes I see my body, I wonder what it is about. I see the hair, luxuriant like a woman’s, I see the eyes looking back sceptically, I see the breasts bulging in a small Indian blouse. Why is it, this body, hardly a flash in the pan, matter so much? I feel no attraction, I feel no sexuality, I wonder why I look like a woman.

The body is a suspicious thing.

I wonder at my legs splitting to the middle joining my torso at the center. I feel like a flower. Are we humans the wrong side up, should we not be walking on our hands, legs split exposing our repro parts to the gorgeous warming sun, like the centers of yellow flowers whose secret chambers are warmed and caressed?

The head is hardly worthy to be at the top.
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Kar98



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Hmmm, I think I'll need Katy O to post a couple of pictures to help me visualize your point.
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Some people look like sasquatch. Count your blessings.
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Katy O



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Kar98 wrote:
Hmmm, I think I'll need Katy O to post a couple of pictures to help me visualize your point.


I'm only posting beefcake pics from now on.
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Notdeadyet



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cool! Very Happy
Hey, where's Alan??? Where are our pics of fireman like bear???? Cool
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Now I have that Shania Twain song stuck in my head! Evil or Very Mad
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Katy O



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Wonko wrote:
Now I have that Shania Twain song stuck in my head! Evil or Very Mad


Thanks. Now I do too. I'm going to pass it on in hopes that if I infect everyone else, I can get rid of it.

Now, sing with me: doo doo doo do do doo doo "Man, I feel like a woman"
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zendao42



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Katy O wrote:
Wonko wrote:

Now I have that Shania Twain song stuck in my head! Evil or Very Mad


Thanks. Now I do too. I'm going to pass it on in hopes that if I infect everyone else, I can get rid of it.

Now, sing with me: doo doo doo do do doo doo "Man, I feel like a woman"


So glad I've never heard that song-
crawling back under my rock now, just in case...

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Ginjg



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warm sun on the "repro parts" is so luxuriously exquisite that most folk would never get anything accomplished.
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fortune cookie



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Man, I feel like a woman. Any volunteers, ladies? Laughing
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fortune cookie wrote:

Man, I feel like a woman. Any volunteers, ladies? Laughing


For what, the change? Razz

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Butch the Vizsla



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lisa wrote:
legs split exposing our repro parts to the gorgeous warming sun

I've read Penthouse Forums, and as a result I was under the impression that's what all women did when sitting in traffic with nothing better to do.
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