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bleu



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
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Deive



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I'd be in a lot of trouble if I ever had a kid that did that. I'm likely to do something illegal. Remember reward a trantrum once and you get more of them.

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fortune cookie



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So, grabbing the kid by the ankles and swinging it into a wall would be the
wrong thing to do?
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Watching The Wheels



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Hahahaha!
Use condoms? That's more of a commercial for abstinence!


Though, in the kid's defense, candy is really delicious.

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Katy O



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I was in the mall this weekend and saw a kid doing pretty much this same thing, although she didn't throw anything (that I saw). Made my ovaries shrivel right up.
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zendao42



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... & if that doesn't work, sit around at the Health Dept. for a while-
you'll seriously consider sewing the damned thing shut/chopping it off!

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Butch the Vizsla



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al I have to do is hang out at my nephew's birthday party every year, and for the next 12 months I'm cured. The most effective one I ever attended was the year they had it at Chuck E. Cheese...jeez!
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DanaMichelle



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My sister has seven children, six of them are girls. I have to take Tylenol before I go to her house, just as a precaution. I hear that brains are hard to scrub out of carpet, so I feel it better to be safe than sorry.

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mllefifi



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DanaMichelle wrote:
My sister has seven children, six of them are girls. [...]

Ooops, one off. Guess that means they can't be cast in a production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

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I was at my brother's house, watching his kids. Zac is two and a half, Katy is one. I didn't WANT to be alone in the house with the small children, but somehow I got rooked into it.

Zac's ASS exploded all over the bathroom - not a pretty picture. Then, he decides to show my, by rubbing his hands in it. And then he wants to rub it off his hands...on anything accessible...including his sister.

I eventually got it cleaned up. I am never. Ever. Having children.
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mllefifi



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Wingnut wrote:
[...] I am never. Ever. Having children.

Wingnut, you've got to set your sights higher.

Avoiding children is the prime directive.

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Wingnut



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mllefifi wrote:
Wingnut wrote:
[...] I am never. Ever. Having children.

Wingnut, you've got to set your sights higher.

Avoiding children is the prime directive.

Very Happy


Actually, for the most part, I have that covered, too - my bro and his family live 500 miles away, so I only see them about once a year. And those are the only children I am obligated to spend any time with, so it's all good....
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Ginjg



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you and Suetu would make a good couple.
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mllefifi



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Ginjg wrote:
you and Suetu would make a good couple.

You mean, both of them are good at cleaning up kiddy poop?

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zendao42



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Wingnut wrote:

Zac's ASS exploded all over the bathroom - not a pretty picture. Then, he decides to show my, by rubbing his hands in it. And then he wants to rub it off his hands...on anything accessible...including his sister.


Shocked That sounds like the folks that used the bathroom in the laundrymat I used to have to clean...

Question "Hey, I'm bored & have explosive diarrhea- what can I do?
Idea I know, I'll go do my laundry!"

Yuck! No, just wait til it's over! Evil or Very Mad

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