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Wingnut



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Welcome back. Please post pictures of your amazing cruise with the greatest band(s) on earth.

Oh, and GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING LEASH!!!! Thanks! Laughing Laughing
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Don't complain Wingy, at least she took the time to match it to the
color of your eyes.
Klari just uses whatever is handy at the moment.
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Klari



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I do not!


Well, okay, maybe sometimes, gotta live up to my MacGyver fan club membership after all.

And that's only because I'm still looking for just the right leather for the leash I'm going to handcraft.


So bite me Feef. You're just jealous no one is putting you on a leash.
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What bands would those be? I was on the nudist yoga cruise, so it was mostly piped in "easy listening" Wink
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mllefifi



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Klari wrote:
So bite me Feef. You're just jealous no one is putting you on a leash.

What? Until now, when was I on this thread?

Question Question Question Question
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mllefifi wrote:
Klari wrote:
So bite me Feef. You're just jealous no one is putting you on a leash.

What? Until now, when was I on this thread?

Question Question Question Question


Dude! What did you do?
I've never been invited to bite her.
*walks off inna huff* Laughing
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Klari



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Yeah, I was just trying to see if you were all paying attention. Twisted Evil



Evidently I wasn't.


And I can't put you on a leash FC, you're married.
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mllefifi wrote:
Klari wrote:
So bite me Feef. You're just jealous no one is putting you on a leash.

What? Until now, when was I on this thread?

Question Question Question Question
cross-thread contamination.

But if you do bite her, she will seriously consider leashing you.
or is that lashing?
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leprrkan



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Oh, and GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING LEASH!!!! Thanks!


Don't worry, I brought some nice shackles back from the ship Twisted Evil Razz
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Cockles and mussels and shackles, OH MY!

Cool

While we're at it, let's bring back the stocks!
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leprrkan wrote:
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Oh, and GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING LEASH!!!! Thanks!


Don't worry, I brought some nice shackles back from the ship Twisted Evil Razz


See? She's so thoughtful.
*wipes away tear*
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Klari wrote:
Yeah, I was just trying to see if you were all paying attention. Twisted Evil



Evidently I wasn't.


And I can't put you on a leash FC, you're married.


Tru dat.
But she's kind and indulges me the way a parent might do with an only child.
So it's good to be me. Twisted Evil
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yay! welcome back to reality! it sounds like you got you moneys worth, we sure did miss you all the wacky goodness that you bring to the board! how long was it?.....like a month right?!? Laughing talk to you soon!!
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girlEgirl wrote:
[...] how long was it? [...]

I just love taking quotes out of context.

Laughing
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mllefifi wrote:
girlEgirl wrote:
[...] how long was it? [...]

I just love taking quotes out of context.

Laughing


i really walked into that one! Wink
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