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LadyRavana



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 30
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Yo, hello everyone!

I'm LadyR, and I hail from Oklahoma, Dante's seventh layer of hell, aka, the "buckle" of the Bible belt. You may not find any inbred hillbillies (that I know of) but you will find plenty of batshit, backwater conservatives. (For fuck's sake, they didn't legalize tattoos until '06, yet piercings were fine!) It may not be a dustbowl, but it sure as shit isn't anything exciting.

Anyways...I'm a fairly new fan of Author Guy's. I started out with reading Lamb back in October, and fell in love, because it was one of the funniest, and best books I've ever read. I could keep gushing, but I'll stop there, because I know I'm preaching to the choir. Let's just say after reading Lamb, I had to go out and track down more of this literary crack. Simply put, AG is made of WIN, and I was amazed I hadn't discovered his work sooner. Oh well, better late than never, eh?

Right now, I'm reading Fluke, and I'm really liking it so far. I have all the books except for SA. It seems I'll have to order it off of Amazon, but that may not be for awhile, because I have around sixty books in my TBR pile, ranging from everything to Buddhism, spirituality, fantasy, vampires, and two more AG novels I have yet to read. Coyote Blue, and Island of the Sequined Love Nun.

Anyways...sorry to have prattled like a total tard, it's nice to meet you all. Some of you may remember me from chat.


*waves hello*

Oh yes, and AG! Write more please! If you read this, if you couldn't already tell, I really, really, really like your stuff. Smile

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Amigo



Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Welcome, My Lady, we're delighted to have another acolyte on board.

Get nude (see RULES), if that's allowed in Oklahoma, light some candles, if that's allowed in Oklahoma, burn some incense, if that's allowed in Oklahoma, and worship our beloved AG...yeah, I know, that's NOT allowed in Oklahoma. Smile

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LadyRavana



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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A lot of things aren't allowed in this state. God, I hate living in the midwest. :p

As luck would have it, I'm a self-declared heretic. Or if you prefer, Pagan, but according to this little corner of Conservative America, I'm a godless heathen, and damn proud of it too!

Naked! Why didn't you say so? Well...maybe if you get me drunk enough, and my inhibitions are *ahem* lowered...

Oh. And I'm not Canadian...but I've thought about moving up to Canada.

*lights incense and worships before a shrine of AG's books*

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Sephonae



Joined: 10 Jun 2007
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Location: New York
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Welcome, Lady.
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Jillopy



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Location: Illinois
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Hi & Welcome, LadyR! Very Happy

Now, bring on the pie!!!
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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Location: In the home stretch...
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Welcome LadyR!
Oklahoma (cue Feef with the showtunes) can't be all bad... you seem OK and I know a couple of other fine folks on another board who are from Tulsa... besides, when has religious conservatism ever hurt anybody ? Very Happy Very Happy

(Aside from the Crusades, the Holocaust, genocide, ethnic cleansing, persecution and such... but if you over look all that, show me one example) Laughing
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TheVeryMerryHempster



Joined: 28 Jan 2008
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Location: Merryland
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Welkomen!
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bleu



Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 984
Location: Top of the I-5 Corridor
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I wanna know who is conducting the strip search...and when..I want a front seat...


Welcome Lady!!!




Please leave pie where all can see, and step back..this could get ugly.... Laughing



and be sure to leave all naughty Chatzy talk where it is for the Divas review...Thank you!

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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Hola senorita!
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Wingnut



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
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Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia
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Buona Sera! Benvenuto!

(In keeping with the apparent international theme)

I AM Canadian, and have so far been tollerated - I believe this to be attributed to the fact that I stay the hell away from the politics forum...well, that and the fact that I totally rock.

Anyway, welcome aboard!
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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Wingnut wrote:
Buona Sera! Benvenuto!

(In keeping with the apparent international theme)

I AM Canadian, and have so far been tollerated - I believe this to be attributed to the fact that I stay the hell away from the politics forum...well, that and the fact that I totally rock.

Anyway, welcome aboard!


So, you should have said "How's it goin' eh?"
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LadyRavana



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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Thanks for all the welcomes everybody!

*leaves blueberry covered cheesecake pie out and steps back* I also have cherry!

Anything else? Cookies? Milk? My firstborn child? My immortal soul? I aim to please!

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Ginjg



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If Goudron and Gaberloonzie are unavailable, Bleu, LadyRavana's ACCSS will be up to you
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LadyRavana



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....ACCSS? What's that? What does it stand for?

Confused

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lisa



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Welcome Ravan...We used to be the fruitbat boardello until recently but now we are lara's husbands.

Enjoy your stay.
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