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Wingnut



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
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LadyRavana wrote:
Thanks for all the welcomes everybody!

*leaves blueberry covered cheesecake pie out and steps back* I also have cherry!

Anything else? Cookies? Milk? My firstborn child? My immortal soul? I aim to please!


...can I have your Cherry?

what? what I say? she SAID she had cherry...
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Post Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
LadyRavana



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Sure!

I just thought of that "She's my Cherry Pie" song from the I think it was the '80's (Or was it early 90's?)....Gah! Get it out of my head! Get it out!

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bleu



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Ginjg wrote:
If Goudron and Gaberloonzie are unavailable, Bleu, LadyRavana's ACCSS will be up to you


YAAAAY!!!! I'm offically a Diva!!!

The ACCSS is the Ann Coulter Contraband Strip Search Twisted Evil Can't have any of that coming into the compound, dontcha know?

Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!! *Bats big bleu eyes at Gourdon and Gaberloozie...flashes ample cleavage* Can I puuuhlease do the ACCSS?????

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Wingnut



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bleu wrote:
Ginjg wrote:
If Goudron and Gaberloonzie are unavailable, Bleu, LadyRavana's ACCSS will be up to you


YAAAAY!!!! I'm offically a Diva!!!

The ACCSS is the Ann Coulter Contraband Strip Search Twisted Evil Can't have any of that coming into the compound, dontcha know?

Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!! *Bats big bleu eyes at Gourdon and Gaberloozie...flashes ample cleavage* Can I puuuhlease do the ACCSS?????


Now this, THIS is something I just GOTS to see! Very Happy
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MrEMann



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Welcome.

Thanks for pie

I'm going in the other room to watch TV now. Bleu will take, uh, good care of you.
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LadyRavana



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Ahhh yes. Anne Coulter. She's just one big bowl of crazy.

I had considered picking up one of her books, reading it just for the sheer entertainment value, but I refuse to torture my poor brain cells. They're still recovering from the institutionalized horror that is public education.

But AG's books make my brain cells happy. Very happy. And Neil Gaiman.

Anne Coulter could be the anti-Christ. I can't believe she's allowed in public.

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deb



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LadyRavana wrote:
Ahhh yes. Anne Coulter. She's just one big bowl of crazy.

I had considered picking up one of her books, reading it just for the sheer entertainment value, but I refuse to torture my poor brain cells. They're still recovering from the institutionalized horror that is public education.

But AG's books make my brain cells happy. Very happy. And Neil Gaiman.

Anne Coulter could be the anti-Christ. I can't believe she's allowed in public.


For even harboring the notion of paying money for one of that twat's books, you should be otter scrubbed.
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LadyRavana



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Yes. I have spoken blasphemy. I am duly shamed. I must do penance.

I should be otter scrubbed, and flogged with salmon.

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Watching The Wheels



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LadyRavana wrote:
But AG's books make my brain cells happy. Very happy. And Neil Gaiman.
Three cheers for The Sandman comic books!

Welcome to the boardello, thanks for the pie!

*Grabs a seat and some popcorn for the Bleu ACCSS*

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LadyRavana



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You're welcome! Pie makes everything better.

Yay, a fellow NG fan! I have yet to collect all of the Sandman comics. I've made it one of my life's goals. (Yes, I know. I'm a sad geek.)

Have you read American Gods? That has to be my favorite book of all time. Very Happy

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TheVeryMerryHempster



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LadyRavana wrote:
Ahhh yes. Anne Coulter. She's just one big bowl of crazy.

I had considered picking up one of her books, reading it just for the sheer entertainment value, but I refuse to torture my poor brain cells. They're still recovering from the institutionalized horror that is public education.

But AG's books make my brain cells happy. Very happy. And Neil Gaiman.

Anne Coulter could be the anti-Christ. I can't believe she's allowed in public.


Moreover, I can't believe Laura Ingram hasn't had her larynx ripped out and stomped on by raging wild boars, but yet somehow she continues to have a radio show committed to widening the gap between Republicans and Democratics, all while performing necrophiliac fellatio on Ronald Reagan's cold, dead corpse.

Everyday when my boss would open up the store, he'd have the radio tuned to goddamn Frederick Forum (which is made up of a bunch of gits who are less in tune with county politics than I am) afterwhich Laura's syndicated radio show is broadcasted. Fuck me off, man.

I always changed the station to NPR so I could play along to "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" with Peter Sagal. Thank you, Lyndon Johnson.
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zendao42



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Very Happy Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search-
if you don't mind, I'll split your cherry with Wingnut Wink
(yep, that just sounds naughty!)
since blueberries just make me angry...

LadyRavana wrote:

Have you read American Gods? That has to be my favorite book of all time. Very Happy

Yep, that's the one I made most of my friends read-
still trying to get Lep to pick it up... Wink
bleu wrote:

... be sure to leave all naughty Chatzy talk where it is for the Divas review...Thank you!

What she said!
We'll imagine far worse unless we get to see the dirty talk... Razz

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leprrkan



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zendao42 wrote:
Yep, that's the one I made most of my friends read-
still trying to get Lep to pick it up... Wink


Damn lack of opposable thumbs... Laughing

I like Gaiman (have only read Anansi Boys so far, but thought it was great... it's Fforde I'm still not sold on).
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fortune cookie



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Welcome LadyR.
Seems all the formalities have been taken care of.
So, I'll just have some cherry, and see if anybody got the ACCSS on camera. Razz
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Hi & Welcome, LadyR! Very Happy
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