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chris
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Okay, I saw this on 30 Rock and it cracked me up. You have to name which of the three celebrities, or any famous people that you would shag, kill, or marry. You have to do one to each. It's like a lady or the tiger thing.

Then you have to name three new ones for the next person.

For example:

Doris Day, Grace Kelly, Kim Novak (I picked 50s movie stars because that seemed harmless enough).

Shag, Kim Novak, Kill Doris Day, Marry Grace Kelly.

Now your turn:

Donald, Micky, Goofy

(You can't opt out because of gender, just assume you're gay or straight or animated for the purpose of the game.)

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chris
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You may give reasons if you feel so compelled.


Like, Had to kill Doris Day because she's irritating. Kim Novak looks like she'd be a madwoman in bed, but unfortunately probably also out of bed, and I could stand looking at Grace Kelly over the Cheerios in the morning for a while.

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chris wrote:
Okay, I saw this on 30 Rock and it cracked me up. You have to name which of the three celebrities, or any famous people that you would shag, kill, or marry. You have to do one to each. It's like a lady or the tiger thing.

Then you have to name three new ones for the next person.

For example:

Doris Day, Grace Kelly, Kim Novak (I picked 50s movie stars because that seemed harmless enough).

Shag, Kim Novak, Kill Doris Day, Marry Grace Kelly.

Now your turn:

Donald, Micky, Goofy

(You can't opt out because of gender, just assume you're gay or straight or animated for the purpose of the game.)


Shag Micky, because he seems eager to please
Kill Donald, yummmm, duck.
Marry Goofy, been there, done that.

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ok now I list three:
Paris, Brittney, Lindsey?
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WTF ? I'll take one for the team... Laughing


Shag - Britney, 'cause it would mean she'd be gone when you're done.

Kill - Paris, do I really need to explain why...

Marry - Lindsay, I think she still has the ability to stop the trainwreck that is her life and she can carry on an adult conversation



George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Anne Coulter (since I know how popular all 3 are on here Very Happy )
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Shag Ann Coulter because I'm sure she has a functioning penis.

Kill Dick Cheney because the world needs to be rid of such evil.

Marry George W. because we all know he deserves this kind of punishment.


Scheherazade, Bathsheba, or Delilah.
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umm.. marry Scheherazade, shag Bathsheba, kill Delilah

Reason: A sweetie, Sexy slut, Bitch.


Alfred J.Prufrock, Lochinvar, FattyFattyPorkFace.
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deb



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Kill Prufrock (I'll show you relevance you namby pamby whiner)

shag Lochnivar (No one can really hold onto a knight in shining armour)

marry FFPF (for reasons stated in marrying GWB).

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fortune cookie



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Dame Edna, Kill, been around long enough make way for the new.

RuPaul, Shag, bitch been beggin fer it!

Divine, Marry, big ol fuckin tranny man, even Boota's "Truck" wouldn't mees with him.


David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff

Randy Jackson

Paula Abdul
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marry Randy becos he's a producer, shag Paula Abdul (hope she will keep her mouth shut), kill Hasselhoff becoz he has wavy hair. eeeeks.


Hillary, Condoleeza, Ann (The three American Devis)
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Shag Hillary, Marry Condi, Kill Ann.

Kill Ann because it's a public service.

The other two were kind of a toss-up, but I ultimately decided to shag Hill 'cause she can you the got-back-at-you on whatshisname.

Jesus, Elvis, and Coca-Cola.

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Kill Coca Cola--that shit's fucking up everything
Marry Elvis--i love a man who loves peanut butter and 'nanas
Shag Jesus--just call me Mary.


Leno, Letterman, O'Brien (I'm leaving out Ferguson deliberately since we all know what we'd do with him. Shut up. i wasn't talking to YOU!)
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Kill Leno --, Jay, I got the damned joke, on to the next one please

Marry Letterman -- rich old dude with a moderate sense of humor and a bad ticker. Just call me A.N.

Shag O'Brian - you know what they say about irish men

Phil Lamarr, Darrow Igus, Garret Morris
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SHAG Darrow Igus
MARRY Phil Lamarr
KILL Garret Morris



CHER, MADONNA, CELINE (Dion)
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Kill Celine...just call it a public service and hand me my medal.

Marry Cher...her daughter can't be the only lesbian in that family.

Shag Madonna...I have to be the only person who hasn't.


Steve Irwin, Jacques Cousteau, Marlin Perkins
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Kill Marlin Perkins - For sitting in the helicopter while Steve was wrestling the Gnu.
Shag Steve Irwin - I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Marry Jaques Cousteau - "Get your bitch ass, out in the kitchen and make me a lobster! Sil Vou Plaise."






Ashley, Winona, Naomi Judd

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