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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 1830
Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
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Shag - Rin Tin Tin (he's military, and who doesn't love a dog in a uniform?)

Marry - Lassie (that bitch is smart, and will save me if I fall in the well)

Kill - Benji (sorry boy, but I thought that movie bit rocks)



Okay... Snoop Dogg, LL Cool J, Ice Cube

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Jillopy



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Posts: 2683
Location: Illinois
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Marry -- Snoop Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Shag -- LL Cool J. Come on! It's LL.

Kill -- Ice Cube. Because of his horrible performance in the movie Anaconda.


Samantha, Miranda, Charlotte (Sex & the City)
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deb



Joined: 08 Mar 2004
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Location: Montana
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Jillopy wrote:
Marry -- Snoop Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Shag -- LL Cool J. Come on! It's LL.

Kill -- Ice Cube. Because of his horrible performance in the movie Anaconda.


Samantha, Miranda, Charlotte (Sex & the City)


Shag Miranda (I never did the whole lesbian thing in college, so better late than never, right?)

Kill Samantha....There's room for only one cougar.

Marry Charlotte....She's the marrying kind.

Mr. Big, Aidan, Aleksandr
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Jillopy



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Location: Illinois
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Marry -- Mr. Big. He's my favorite.

Shag -- Aidan. He's a giver.

Kill -- Aleksandr. He spells his name like a fucktard.


David Letterman, David Beckham, David Spade
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deb



Joined: 08 Mar 2004
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Location: Montana
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Shag Beckham....just the once, though. Then off to get meds for whatever posh cooties might be there.

Kill Spade....He should never have tried to wear a bathing suit in public and my eyes haven't yet recovered.

Marry Letterman....he lives close by.

Tweety, Booboo Bear, Chicken Hawk (aka, Henery Hawk)
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dawnavive



Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 303
Location: Calgary
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Marry Boo Boo - always did have a soft spot for him
Kill tweety - sylvester could never do it and I hate a speach impediment
Shag chicken hawk - he's manly


Becky, Darlene, D.J. (from Roseanne)

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walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
Posts: 3329
Location: sittin here on mah porch with dis here gun
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marry-darlene don't really know why
shag-becky, she farts too much to marry
kill-d.j., never much cared for that character

elm, oak, maple
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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
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Shag oak - gotta love an old druid symbol
Marry - maple - they're pretty to look at, at least one season a year
kill- elm - they're susceptible to that dutch disease anyway



converse, nike, adidas

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walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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marry-converse, old fasion and reliable
shag-adidas, if it dreams about sex all day it should be good
kill-nike, fuck that expensive whore

brown bear, black bear, polar bear
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Lavandula Girl



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Shag: Polar Bear (may not have a chance down the road)
Kill: Black Bear (Stephen Colbert wants me to ice at least one of these guys)
Marry: Brown Bear (will keep me in Treadwell Fritters all winter long)







Paul Bunyon, Pecos Bill, John Henry

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Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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Location: DC
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Marry -- Paul Bunyan (I'm looking for joint custody of the Blue Ox)
Shag -- Pecos Bill (If he can ride a tornado, he can ride me)
Kill -- John Henry (I'll get to him before the steam shovel does...)


Pancakes, Waffles, Egg McMuffins
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
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Marry Pancakes- I can play pigs in a blanket Twisted Evil

Shag Waffles- Sorry, that's one good lookin dog Vahlee.

Kill Egg McMuffins- Dang Clown food is what it is, tastes funny.

Vamprella, Elvira, Bob Wilkins (host of Creature Features)
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sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
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Location: Michissippi
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Kill Wilkins, because he just isn't my type.

Shag Vampirella. Once.

Marry Elvira. She makes me laugh.

Great Big Sea, The Pogues, Steeleye Span.

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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
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Shag: Great Big Sea (sea shanties = pirates, right?)
Kill: Steeleye Span (it's easier to kill someone you don't know)
Marry: The Pogues ( could not get around actually sleeping with Shane McGowan, but damn, that voice is so awesome, maybe he'd sing for me while I shag GBS! That'd rock my socks for sure...)





Denzel Washington, Will Smith, the Rock (really, for me this is a "who to shag first" list)

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Post Sun May 11, 2008 5:01 am   View user's profile Send private message
Jillopy



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Location: Illinois
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Shag -- Denzel. Really...who doesn't want to shag him??

Marry -- Will. He's the Fresh Prince and I always wanted to be a Princess.

Kill -- The Rock. Sorry. I don't want to see what you're cooking.



Elvis, Lisa Marie, Priscilla Presley
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