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deb



Joined: 08 Mar 2004
Posts: 6325
Location: Montana
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Kill Elvis. I can't get the image of fat jumpsuit Elvis out of my head long enough to enjoy gold lame' Elvis and for that, I'll never forgive him.

Shag Pricilla. I've heard plastic toys are fun for women.

Marry Lisa. She inherited. I don't mind being greedy.


Don Ho, Don Knotts, Don Rickles.
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
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SHag Don Ho, well, cause he's a Ho.

KIll Don Rickles, The hockey puck.

Marry Don Knotts, if you cheated on him, he propbaly wouldn't care, as long as he was gettin some.



Ho-Ho's, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's
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Post Thu May 15, 2008 8:21 am   View user's profile Send private message
deb



Joined: 08 Mar 2004
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Location: Montana
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Shag Ho-Ho's.......sweet and easily disposed.

Kill Ding Dongs.......this is a no dummies zone

Mary Suzy Q's......mmm, cakey ice cream sandwich substitute!!!


Hike, Surf, Parachute
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walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
Posts: 3329
Location: sittin here on mah porch with dis here gun
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marry hiking-i could easily do it for the rest of my life
shag surfing-i've done it once and that was enough
kill parachuting-i just don't ever see myself doing it

(get it? DO IT? not bad for only being awake for 20 min)

next up

hip hop, rock and roll, country
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Post Mon May 26, 2008 4:51 pm   View user's profile Send private message
permanentlyperplexed



Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 320
Location: South Carolina
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Shag hip-hop (and hope it's quick and almost painless)
Marry Rock-n-Roll (you can remember when it used to be really good, and every now and then it still surprises you)
Kill country (no one cares about your f*cking truck!)

next:
Zidjian, Yamaha, Gibson
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Skippykelly



Joined: 08 Oct 2008
Posts: 933
Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Marry Gibson, I've played a Gibson, and they just get better with age...
Shag Zidjian - it's all about getting sweaty to the rythm
Kill Yamaha, they're cheap crap and don't deserve to live

New York / San Fran / Miami
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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 1830
Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
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Shag New York... they like it dirty there!
Kill Miami... I hate the smell of coconut oil
Marry San Francisco... then the AG will be an in-law, and I can sleep on his couch and pester him til I get to read all his books first!


King Kong, Grape Ape, Mighty Joe Young

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chris
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 3833
Location: People Republic of Northern California
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Shag Grape Ape - Grape! That's all I'm sayin'
Marry Mighty Joe Young - Because as a hypenate, "Mighty" looks cool in your name
Kill King Kong - because heights make me uncomfortable and the Empire State thing
is unacceptable behavior.






Boo Berry, Frankenberry, Count Chocula

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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Marry Count Chocula- get a daily chocolate fix!
Shag Frankenberry- get your strawberry-flavored freak on!
Kill Boo Berry- bury that damned blueberry-pushing ghost!

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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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zendao42 wrote:
Marry Count Chocula- get a daily chocolate fix!
Shag Frankenberry- get your strawberry-flavored freak on!
Kill Boo Berry- bury that damned blueberry-pushing ghost!


Zen, honey...normally, this would be where you place your Shag, Kill, Marry, list.
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RadLad



Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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Location: At the center of a bezeor
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Shag Count Chocula- Bound to be hyper and energetic in bed from all of that sugar.
Marry Frankenberry- No particular reason...
Kill Boo Berry- THe name scares the shit out of me.

For the next person:

The Verizon Wireless 'Can you hear me now?' Guy
Kirsten Dunst
Myron Cohen
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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

Marry Count Chocula- get a daily chocolate fix!
Shag Frankenberry- get your strawberry-flavored freak on!
Kill Boo Berry- bury that damned blueberry-pushing ghost!


Zen, honey...normally, this would be where you place your Shag, Kill, Marry, list.


Sorry, that was about the time the cold meds kicked in-
folks, carry on with the shag/kill/marry fest, I got nothing now...

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Poofiemus



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Education Camp--I mean, college.
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Shag Kirsten Dunst. Sounds like an interesting experiment.
Kill the Verizon ad guy. Irritating as fuck.
Marry Myron Cohen. He looks funny. Besides, he's the only one left!

Hm. . .

Stephen Speilberg, John Lasseter, Richard Linklater.
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Skippykelly



Joined: 08 Oct 2008
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Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Marry Steven Spielberg - he's a man's man
Shag Richard Linklater - Throwback to old times...
Kill John Lasseter - there's no place in the world for pedophelia.

Amigo, Conspiracies Unlimited, Fortune Cookie
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Post Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:32 pm   View user's profile Send private message
leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch...
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Skippykelly wrote:
Amigo, Conspiracies Unlimited, Fortune Cookie




Marry - Amigo, duh, he's rich and sexy and I could kill him off and wait for probate Very Happy

Shag - Fortune Cookie, there's always room for a cookie Shocked

Kill - CU, he's probably expecting it anyway...



James Patterson, James Vanderbeek, James Woods
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- "Bones"

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