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katdawg



Joined: 25 Feb 2008
Posts: 56
Location: Earthling (FL)
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ya'll are awesome - thanks for letting me join. . . I see in many posts that there is some sort of code or dogma for new users, references to pie and nudity?

Post Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:46 pm   View user's profile Send private message
urhangovergirl



Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 705
Location: center of the purple haze
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don't ask me, Im still a noob too. Just have some pie handy. They'll threaten/tease you with some enigma called ACCSS and a strip search.

so read the the rules and get cozy. Someone who knows something should be along shortly...

Post Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:13 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Wingnut



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 2602
Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia
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No, no, no, the ACCSS IS the strip search....

speaking of which, who's on deck? WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

And it's not just pie, it's cocoa, guiness, pie, rum (probly), and numerous other things that will make everyone's lives here so much easier. And hazy-er. And fattening. But whatever.

Welcome! Someone should be along shortly for the ACCSS. It's just a formality (unless they find something, then you could be in trouble) and usually painless.

Have fun!
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JustAGirl



Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Welcome Kat!
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Post Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:47 pm   View user's profile Send private message
katdawg



Joined: 25 Feb 2008
Posts: 56
Location: Earthling (FL)
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thankYa, thankYa JustAGirl, Wingnut & urhangovergirl
. . .hum, did not see any mention of baked goods in Rules 1 thru 11.
Will I get by with 3.14159 ?

Post Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:08 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Wonko



Joined: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 4787
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Ah, yes. The Pie is not in the rules, per say, but was used as a bribe to make the ACCSS go more smoothly. It has, since become expected as an offering to the fruitbats who welcome you. In appreciation, Zen will be along to offer you some cocoa and Gaberloonzie will provide the alcohol if you are of age. Although mathematical humor is appreciated, many in the welcoming party will get rather grumpy if denied their sweet treats, so it would probably be a good idea to have some pastry on hand.

Anyway, Welcome! Strip, stack, make yourself at home, and enjoy.
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Lib



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Welcome to the boardello. I like Key Lime pie. Please keep that in mind when you start baking the pies.
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Post Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:47 pm   View user's profile Send private message
urhangovergirl



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katdawg wrote:
thankYa, thankYa JustAGirl, Wingnut & urhangovergirl
. . .hum, did not see any mention of baked goods in Rules 1 thru 11.
Will I get by with 3.14159 ?


HA! that's funny!! Laughing ah pi

but it ain't pie.

Post Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:49 pm   View user's profile Send private message
walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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careful katdawg. someone out there will shave your eyebrows if you don't offer pie. Laughing
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girlEgirl



Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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welcome welcome , we have been expecting you........many an evening around the campfire have been passed with tales of your many noble victories! what an honor to finally make the aqquaintance of the legend!

seriously though, pull up a stack of books and get neked noobie. and as for "someone who knows something " being along shortly i wouldnt hold my breath. Twisted Evil
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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Very Happy Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search-
I know something but ain't telling... Razz

Got pie? Key lime sounds good... Very Happy

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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Location: In the home stretch...
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Some of these n00bs learn waaaaay too fast... Laughing

Anyway, welcome to the board ! !

Since all the important things have been pointed out, I will just offer that I will refrain from shaving your eyebrows if you offer me yellow cake.

That is all Very Happy

BTW - stick around and have some fun with us Laughing
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Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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I'm also in the know nothing category. But welcome aboard anyway

Pie > Mathematics.

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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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Welcome katdawg!
Pie is the sacrament by which you gain the approval of the Divas and Divos.
Nudity is so we can either point and laugh or sigh and dream.
Usually the latter, we're easily impressed with nudity.
The ACCSS is to keep contraband from our fair compound.
I get the vibe you're female, Rolling Eyes Laughing , so DR.GOUDRON! or Unimportant Lime! will be conducting your search, or is it the otherway around? Twisted Evil
Beware of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED and her ALMIGHTY Pica Stick.
Have fun here, have fun there, have fun everywhere!

fc.
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Wingnut



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
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Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia
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leprrkan wrote:
Some of these n00bs learn waaaaay too fast... Laughing

Anyway, welcome to the board ! !

Since all the important things have been pointed out, I will just offer that I will refrain from shaving your eyebrows if you offer me yellow cake.

That is all Very Happy

BTW - stick around and have some fun with us Laughing


Lep will not, however, refrain from shaving her OWN eyebrows. I'm not even kidding. Shocked
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