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elbowhead



Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Posts: 45
Location: England, somewhere.
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I finished reading ADJ a few weeks ago, and the only thing that stopped me from reading it again 5 times over was silly old me lending it to my friend (Stupid, stupid, stupid...). Id just like to say hello and I look forward to reading more of some of Chris's mighty fine work. Or looking up plot summaries and pretending I have. Whatever.

That's the preliminaries over, I'll just go recite all the sexual experiences I ever had in a coffin, or whatever strange initiation ceremony you guys probably have.
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Amigo



Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Welcome from the colonies.

Send a PM to "FFPF" (Jeff). He's also from the homeland, and will be more than glad to set you on the righteous path of being an acceptable member of the boardello. Smile

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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Very Happy Welcome!

I saw Joe was back earlier, maybe he'll be doing your strip search-
you have read the rules, right? Twisted Evil

Heh-heh, reciting sexual experiences are just for fun around here but we're always up for more-
regarding your AV, I'm fucking as much as possible:
serious, silly, bed, graveyard, bathroom, any way at all!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you-
now, where's the pie?

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walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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Location: sittin here on mah porch with dis here gun
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howdy howdy now lets get rowdy!
seriously bring the pie! they shave your eyebrows if you don't! notice how some of the emoticons don't have eyebrows? those are the ones that didn't bring the pie. Very Happy Shocked Cool
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elbowhead



Joined: 02 Mar 2008
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Location: England, somewhere.
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Apple and cranberry cool for you guys?

And I have read the rules and I will obey, especially number 11.
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JustAGirl



Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Welcome! We are chuffed that you're here!
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Jillopy



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Hi & Welcome! Very Happy

Prepare for the ACCSS. Twisted Evil
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jaandlu



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Welcome, Elbowhead. Apple-cranberry sounds great!
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FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Welcome. Don't let these foreigners scare you, they're usually safe.
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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Apple and Cranberry?
Bang on!
Welcome elbowhead!
Looks like all the preliminaries have been handled.
*Pulls up chair, puts feet up, awaits ACCSS*
Where'd Gaber hide the Guiness?
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Wingnut



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fortune cookie wrote:
Apple and Cranberry?
Bang on!
Welcome elbowhead!
Looks like all the preliminaries have been handled.
*Pulls up chair, puts feet up, awaits ACCSS*
Where'd Gaber hide the Guiness?


I've been drinking Guinness for three days straight...which is basically my way of saying "can I please have some more Guinness?"

Welcome elbowhead, from a fellow disliker of all things french (except their variety of snoggin'), and that includes my ex.

As the token Canadian, I must ask you to refrain from comments about the "colonies," unless for some reason you think you would enjoy being flogged to death with a super-absorbent stringette.

Now, I'll be over here with FC, enjoying a Guinness and watching the show. Very Happy
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elbowhead



Joined: 02 Mar 2008
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Oh jeezus I forgot my lube.

Could I borrow someones? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!
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Magenta



Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Hello to another Brit. *waves*
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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Come on, fellow Brits, let's take over this joint! Hurrah!
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Jillopy



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Too. Many. Brits.

Let me direct you over to the Fforde Fforum where you may feel more comfortable. Twisted Evil Wink
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