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Wankadork



Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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Don't know what BYAH! means? That's ok, Howard Dean would prefer that you didn't anyways.

Just adding a "I'm new here...please be gentle" thread. The only problem is gentle is boring.

I had to join this place once I got done with my 4th Chris Moore book since I started reading his books 3 months ago. Now to some that isn't much reading. Yet to this oversized and over thinking chimp....I'm still amazed with myself and to Chris for this! (Good boy Chris....you can't have my banana though). Growing up I was a huge Brian Jacques fan and became a John Marco fan once I began "adulthood" (thesaurus states that it's another word for "And you've done what the last 9 years?"), yet it took me sometimes up to 8 months to read these. I love to see the characters in my mind with specific character traits and voices so I tend to read very slowly to soak it all in...... just like those Playboy articles. Yet on that special day when I saw the cute little reaper girl on the cover of Dirty Job (that's right! I judge books by their covers! And I'm telling ya, Shakespeare needs to not have his mug on so many of his) I was hooked.

I can't put them down!! I broke into a cold sweat last night when I finished You Suck and realized that I'm too broke to afford to buy another till Friday! (Libraries aren't for me....those old librarian ladies love my red hair and cheeks too damn much). So I went to the mini boob tube that is my mac screen (take that pun as however you'd like) and came to find those who have been wrapped in this man's awesome tales since day 1 to even just recently like me. Whatever did people do without the internet? Thank you Al Gore.

So that's why I'm here. Hope to have a blast a alongside my fellow fans!! No one at my church wants to talk about the books...
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Vahlee



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Welcome Very Happy
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Wankadork



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THANKS VAHLEE!!! BYAH!!
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walk



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welcome to the insanity!!
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Wankadork



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walk wrote:
welcome to the insanity!!


Oh thank God!! I thought the only fun I got to have is watching the people enter my local Wal Mart.
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welcome! read the rules, bring pie.

Are you male or female? I only ask because we need to figure out who administers the ACCSS.

Have fun! Laughing
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leprrkan



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Hi there... don't mind Wingnut, he's trying to break a dry spell, if you know what I mean Shocked Most of the "old" fans here are pretty decent, they take it easy on n00bs... at first Twisted Evil

Anyway, stick around and hace some fun.

Cheers Laughing
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Wankadork



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Wingnut wrote:
welcome! read the rules, bring pie.

Are you male or female? I only ask because we need to figure out who administers the ACCSS.

Have fun! Laughing


Pie? Chocolate with whipped cream! Buying a round for everyone!

Though I swear God intended on making me female due to my easy ability to cry to the Lion King (DAMN YOU SCAR!....kickass name though) I am male. That's why the Playboy joke was an easy one.

WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE PIE?!
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Wankadork



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leprrkan wrote:
Hi there... don't mind Wingnut, he's trying to break a dry spell, if you know what I mean Shocked


Oh I know! My mom kept walking in on me when I was 14 and sh.....uhh, sorry.
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Wankadork



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Just to feel like I deserved to be dropped on my head at least one more time by my doctor, may I ask where the rules are posted?
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leprrkan



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THE RULES
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walk



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hey do you really wank whales or do you just support their right to do it? Very Happy
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Welcome Wank!
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Wankadork



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leprrkan wrote:
THE RULES


Ohh....THE rules. And here I was thinking we were a thug board and it was DA rules
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Wankadork



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walk wrote:
hey do you really wank whales or do you just support their right to do it? Very Happy


I support safe sex....

Gross, I threw up a little in my mouth
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