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Timmy



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[b]Goats from Hell[/b]  Reply with quote  

ALthough I'm new to the forum here (Howdy all!) and I hate to be the bearer of bad news to all the goat lovers out there......but they're all descended from Satan. Remind me to tell you about my goat story sometime......we had three of them on our little farm in Florida when I was but a lad. Two females, George Elliot, and Zsa Zsa and a Billy appropriately named William F. Buckley. Sigh.
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Post Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:10 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
Timmy



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And apparently have no idea as to what I'm doing yet. I have created, much to my dismay, a goat thread. This was to be under the last of the cannibal island posts, however in my haste to get into the goat fray, I fear I have hit the wrong button. I pray I'm not kicked out for stupidity.
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Post Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:13 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
Ferrit Leggings



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Goat

if it did not work

http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/farm/s05.jpg
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Timmy



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Now I'm gonna have nightmares.....of the Deliverance kind.......But thanks Ferrit!!! Shocked
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Post Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:10 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
chris
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Timmy wrote:
And apparently have no idea as to what I'm doing yet. I have created, much to my dismay, a goat thread. This was to be under the last of the cannibal island posts, however in my haste to get into the goat fray, I fear I have hit the wrong button. I pray I'm not kicked out for stupidity.


No way, dude. Stupidity is what we're all about! Welcome to the clown car.

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Timmy



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Hi Chris, thanks for the solid vote of confidence! I'm all about stupidity. I mean, seriously, I live in a state where the final words of many people just before death is, "HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!" I rest my case.
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Post Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:19 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
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I'm fairly certain I saw this here in BBS land

Timmy, Maybe your goat story is archived there ... or should be (too).
So you may want to visit this site:

www.goat-trauma.org/

And you can buy a shirt, or a cup, to commiserate ... I mean, commemorate the experience.

And welcome!


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Ferrit Leggings



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For all of you goat lovers...
The personal page of...


Satan
http://www.satanforbush.com
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Timmy



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What wonderful people I've found... all attrubuted to Chris and his great writing. I feel as though I've found home......sniff. Maybe now I can get over all those people who burn crosses in my yard and put "Bush-Cheney" stickers on my car when I'm not looking........
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smartnfunnyfem



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Sara Leigh



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Ferrit Leggings wrote:
For all of you goat lovers...
The personal page of...


Satan
http://www.satanforbush.com


Nice link, Ferrit. I really enjoyed that. Twisted Evil

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Show my Crypt, Rollers, some r'spect, Dawg.

Az fo' dat Blood ... "Satan Fo' Bush" ... it be redundant, Fool.

Post Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:01 am   
Timmy



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Ferrit, you can scream "CRIPPLE FIGHT" in here, and I'll try to roll over and jump into the fight.......perhaps I should consider changing my icon........
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