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Ginjg



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here's a new game:

Choose one of regulars here.
Assume they've been posting as a false persona / alter-ego
and
write a Bio for them, revealing their "real life" identity - based upon your impression of them from their body of posts.

Rules
1. you can't choose anyone you've actually met - in person, by phone or had any direct correspondence with outside the boardello, chatzy or myspace/facebook/etc. beyond an occasional pm or email.

2. It must be plausible.

3. be as detailed as possible
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Post Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:39 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
sgt_steve



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(scratches head)

Y'know, I think I need an example.

Post Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:53 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
zendao42



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Is this like the fake bio thing I saw many moons ago?

Quote:

you can't choose anyone you've actually met - in person, by phone or had any direct correspondence with outside the boardello, chatzy or myspace/facebook/etc. beyond an occasional pm or email.


So, all cyber-contact is ok?

Hmmmm, will have to think on this one...

Post Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:04 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
walk



Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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like how dm is really a crime fighting roller derby queen?


ndy
a viking princess who is worshiped by lawn gnomes and feared by squirrels.
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Post Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:29 am   View user's profile Send private message
Amigo



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It may take some time to write the biography of the boardello member who I'm sure looks like this.

And, yes, he is sitting on a stack of the AG's books. Smile

Post Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:38 am   View user's profile Send private message
JustAGirl



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Amigo wrote:
It may take some time to write the biography of the boardello member who I'm sure looks like this.

And, yes, he is sitting on a stack of the AG's books. Smile



There go the lingering shreds of my heterosexuality.
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Wonko



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Amigo wrote:
It may take some time to write the biography of the boardello member who I'm sure looks like this.

And, yes, he is sitting on a stack of the AG's books. Smile


But my hair is shorter, now.
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leprrkan



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OK... bio on... ummmmmmm... Bleu:




Born 23 SEP 1974 and christened Maryellen Sue Flatiron, Bleu grew up in a tenement surrounded by refugees from rural Alaska, who had fled to the lower 48 looking for work. It was among these salty denizens that she honed her ribald sense of humor and added to her impressive vocabulary of swear words.

Her parents were school teachers by trade, and due to a healthy suspicion of the educational system, they home-schooled Maryellen until she went to college at age 27.

Enrolled in the culinary arts program and the canine grooming course concurrently, she harbored dreams of opening her own salon for pampered pets where rich, bored socialites could have mani's and pedi's with their four-legged friends.

A tragic fire, coupled with a disatrous final exam in catering that sent hundreds to the local ER with food poisoning, forced her to abandon her career of choice.

Instead, in an all too familiar twist, she had to turn to the world of "adult entertainment", first working as a "performance artist" in the finer gentlemen's clubs and later starring in several high-end fetish films, most of which involved her wearing thigh-high leather boots and wielding a riding crop. It was here that she earned the nickname "Bleu", a moniker bestowed upon her by a loyal patron who complained that that was the state in which she always left his testicles.

After retiring from the "biz" at age 31, she moved to Bellingham WA and settled-in to the life of a small-town soccer mom, only occasionally revealing hints of who she once was to the members of this board.





It may be obvious at this point that I spend a fair amount of my day "re-constructing" you guys... thanks for giving it an outlet, Gingj Very Happy
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sgt_steve



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JustAGirl wrote:
Amigo wrote:
It may take some time to write the biography of the boardello member who I'm sure looks like this.

And, yes, he is sitting on a stack of the AG's books. Smile
There go the lingering shreds of my heterosexuality.
Man, it reconfirmed mine.

Post Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:24 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
zendao42



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Walk tries to confuse us with talk of whales & Japanese kids-
but she's really Mary Poppins, complete with the umbrella! Shocked Wink

Amigo wrote:

It may take some time to write the biography of the boardello member who I'm sure looks like this.

And, yes, he is sitting on a stack of the AG's books. Smile


*sings*
I'm not looking- you can't make me! Razz

Hey Lep, too bad you can't do me & Joe-
shut up, we've all met... Razz

Post Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:29 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
leprrkan



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^ Yeah but my memory ain't so hot... Very Happy
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Post Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:49 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
walk



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zendao42 wrote:
Walk tries to confuse us with talk of whales & Japanese kids-
but she's really Mary Poppins, complete with the umbrella! Shocked Wink



thats about right Wink


amigo-
a 14 year old girl from camaron who dreams of being a nurse in harlem.
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Post Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:07 pm   View user's profile Send private message
walk



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sorry for not exactly following the rules ginjg
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zendao42



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leprrkan wrote:

^ Yeah but my memory ain't so hot... Very Happy


So, how's your imagination doing, then? Wink

Post Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:56 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
leprrkan



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zendao42 wrote:
leprrkan wrote:

^ Yeah but my memory ain't so hot... Very Happy


So, how's your imagination doing, then? Wink


Keep an eye, you'll see in thenext day or two Very Happy
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