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AC Chris



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Hey folks,
So I usually have my nose buried in comic books. All kinds of comics, not just the capes and spandex crowd you may be thinking of (but I read plenty of those as well). My wife is trying to get me to read more books without pictures so she drugged me and switched my copy of Watchmen with Dirty Job. By the time I came out of my drug induced haze and figured out that it wasn't just a long prose introduction I found myself really enjoying it. So much in fact, that I decided to drop in on the CM forum and tell people I don't know about it.
So anyway, I live in Chicago, am happily married and I have two great dogs. One is a three legged pitbull named Georgia. She like to chew on things.

Chris

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How many legs does your other dog have?

Welcome Smile
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Welcome, Chris! Your wife sounds like a very smart lady. I hope there are no weird after effects from the drugging.
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howdy howdy howdy!!! welcome to the insanity!!
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Thanks folks!

Here's some shots of the pups.









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^^and thats why i want a 3 legged dog! they typically seem really happy and they are missing a leg!! thats awesome!! i got a question for you, if you are having a shitty day and you look at georgia does it automatically make you feel happier because she has lost a leg and is happy so you really have no reason to complain? i've actually been wondering this (but not specifically about you and georgia) for YEARS.
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AC Chris



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You bet.

When I come home at night there is no way to describe the feeling of seeing my dog hop up and down on one leg with excitement.

I'm convinced that dogs are really three legged animals that come with a spare.

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Welcome AC Chris!
Pie?
As in did you bring any?
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I'm from Chicago, so when you say Pie I have to ask if you like deep dish or pan.

Sausage Patty?

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AC Chris wrote:
I'm from Chicago, so when you say Pie I have to ask if you like deep dish or pan.

Sausage Patty?


That's funny. now shut up and serve us some pastry.
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Hi & Welcome! Very Happy

Yes, you're from Chicago and you have cute dogs...but, you still have to followthe rules. Hopefully, you're nekkid already. And where is that pie?
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AC Chris wrote:
I'm from Chicago, so when you say Pie I have to ask if you like deep dish or pan.

Sausage Patty?


I call bullshit. Chicagoans don't say pie, New Yorkers do.
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Jillopy wrote:
AC Chris wrote:
I'm from Chicago, so when you say Pie I have to ask if you like deep dish or pan.

Sausage Patty?


I call bullshit. Chicagoans don't say pie, New Yorkers do.


The only bullshit is calling cardboard with cheese pizza Smile

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AC Chris wrote:
The only bullshit is calling cardboard with cheese pizza Smile


*snicker*

Seriously. Why can't anybody else make a good pizza??
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PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE *trying to get the chant going* PIE PIE PIE!!!


Oh, and hi - welcome to the board, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, until it comes to a complete stop (which will probably never happen).

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