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WurldO'Sheet



Joined: 01 Aug 2008
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Location: Uh.... Dunno exactly. Get back to me on that.
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Found this one quite entertaining while working long hours close to other bored personnel. I think I peed a little on more than one occasion.

The Penis Game is quite simple. Take the name of any movie or book, and replace one of the words with "penis".

Example:

"Penis Over the River Kwai"
"The Thin Red Penis"
"King Kong VS. the Son of Penis" (or whatever big Japanese beastie)

You get the picture. Smile
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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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Lonesome Penis, by Larry McMurtry
The Green Penis of Africa, by Ernest Hemingway
Penis Go Round, by Agatha Christie

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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Penis' Big Adventure
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Wonko



Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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You mean like:
"Practical Peniskeeping"
"Coyote Penis"
"Penis Sucking Fiends: A Love Story"
"Island of the Penised Love Nun"
"The Lust Lizard of Penis Cove"
"Fluke: or I Know Why the Winged Penis Sings"
"Lamb: The Gospel According to Christ's Childhood Penis"
"The Stupidest Penis"
"A Dirty Penis"
"You Suck: A Penis Story"
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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Location: In the home stretch...
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Penises of the Caribbean

Penis Hard

Fried Green Penises

On the Penis

Penis of Champions

Brave New Penis
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Post Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 1830
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The Once And Future Penis

Monty Python and the Holy Penis

The Penises of Avalon

Green Eggs And Penis

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Penis

Little House On The Penis

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18Rabbit



Joined: 21 May 2008
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Location: WTF is wrong with you?
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For Kevin Costner:

Tin Penis
Penisworld
The Penisman
Dances With Penii
Penis of Dreams
Penis Hood: Prince of Theives (uncircumcised apparently)

Post Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:57 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles
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My Left Penis
The Man With One Red Penis
Wuthering Penises
Citizen Penis
Mr. Penis Goes To Washington
The Pit and The Penis
Penis in the Streets
Stakeout on Penis Street
The Penis Strikes Back
Penis Blanca
Penis of The Sierra Madre
Beat The Penis
The Penises oF The Baskervilles


This game's waaay too easy
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Wonko



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Spaceballs: The Animated Series" (2008) TV series (unknown episodes)


Dracula: Penis and Loving It
Robin Hood: Penises in Tights
Penis Stinks
Penisballs
History of the Penis: Part I
Penis Anxiety
Silent Penis
Young FrankenPenis
Blazing Penises
The Twelve Penises
Penis Producers
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Post Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:29 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
chris
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Appropriately, perhaps. Dickens...

The Penis Papers
Penis Copperfield
A Tale of Two Penises
The Penis of Edwin Drood
Penis Expectations
A Christmas Penis
Penis Twist
Our Mutual Penis
Bleak Penis
The Old Penis Shop

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Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 3412
Location: DC
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Tom Robbins would be proud:

Another Roadside Penis
Even Cowgirls Get the Penis
Still Penis with Woodpecker
Penis Perfume
Skinny Penis and All
Half Asleep in Frog Penis
Fierce Penises Home from Hot Climates
Penis Incognito
Wild Penis Flying Backward
"B" is For Penis
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zendao42



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ALICE IN PENIS LAND



Why not, she's been in all the other 'lands... Wink

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Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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Ah... Sherlock Holmes

The Penis of the Baskervilles
The Adventure of the Crooked Penis
The Speckled Penis
A Study in Penis
The Adventure of the Penis Detective

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leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch...
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A Penis in the Dark

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Penis

Star Wars : Attack of the Penis

Star Wars : A New Penis

Star Wars : Return of the Penis

Star Wars : The Penis Strikes Back

Star Wars : Revenge of the Penis

Star Wars : The Penis Menace
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leprrkan



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Penises Courageous

Penises of Wrath

The Two Penises of Verona

The Taming of the Penis
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