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JustAGirl



Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2230
Location: North Carolina
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A little Tennessee Williams (one of my faves)


Penis on a Hot Tin Roof
A Streetcar Named Penis
Penis and Smoke
The Glass Penis
Night of the Penis (or Penis of the Iguana, if you prefer)
The Penis Tattoo
Penis Descending
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Post Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:28 am   View user's profile Send private message
Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 3412
Location: DC
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JustAGirl wrote:
Penis on a Hot Tin Roof

Yeowch!


Some Dr. Seuss:

And to Think That I Saw Penis on Mulberry Street
The 500 Penises of Bartholomew Cubbins
Thidwick the Big-Penised Moose
How the Grinch Stole Penis!
One Fish Two Fish Red Penis Blue Fish
Hop on Penis
Penis in Socks
I Can Lick 30 Penises Today! and Other Stories
The Shape of Penis and Other Stuff
There's a Penis in My Pocket!
Penis McBoing-Boing
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Post Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:55 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
WurldO'Sheet



Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 85
Location: Uh.... Dunno exactly. Get back to me on that.
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Watching The Wheels wrote:
JustAGirl wrote:
Penis on a Hot Tin Roof

Yeowch!


Some Dr. Seuss:

And to Think That I Saw Penis on Mulberry Street
The 500 Penises of Bartholomew Cubbins
Thidwick the Big-Penised Moose
How the Grinch Stole Penis!
One Fish Two Fish Red Penis Blue Fish
Hop on Penis
Penis in Socks
I Can Lick 30 Penises Today! and Other Stories
The Shape of Penis and Other Stuff
There's a Penis in My Pocket!
Penis McBoing-Boing



Green Penis and Ham (Or Green Eggs and Penis... Breakfast preferences vary)
Horton Hears a Penis
Great Day For Penis!
I'm Not Going to Get Penis Today!
Penis-Head Mayzie
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Post Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:18 am   View user's profile Send private message
leprrkan



Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch...
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The Lord of the Penis Trilogy:

Book 1 - The Fellowship of the Penis

Book 2 - The Two Penises

Book 3 - Return of the Penis
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Post Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:21 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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CIRCUS OF PENIS
PENIS OF SOULS
LITTLE PENIS OF HORRORS
PENIS OF THE WOLF
DR. JEKYLL VS. THE PENIS

Anybody else got a weakness for buying cheesy dollar DVDs? Wink

Post Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:22 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 1830
Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
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The Penis Bible
A Confederacy of Penii

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Post Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:26 am   View user's profile Send private message
Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 3412
Location: DC
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Some quotes from Jaws with the word 'Shark' replaced with 'Penis'


"Understand you're having a little penis trouble."

"You see a barracuda, everyone says, 'Huh? What?' You yell 'penis,' we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July."

"Why don't we have one more drink, go down there, and cut that penis open?"

"All this machine does is swim and eat and make little penises."

"In recent days a cloud has appeared on the horizon at this beautiful resort community; a cloud in the shape of a killer penis."

"I'm not saying that this is not penis. It probably is, Martin. It probably is."

"You go inside the cage, cage goes into the water, you go in the water, penis in the water; our penis?"
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Post Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:39 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Spacemonkey



Joined: 12 Feb 2009
Posts: 51
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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Lavandula Girl wrote:
Penis of the Apes
Beneath the Penis of the Apes
Escape From the Penis of the Apes
Conquest of the Penis of the Apes
Battle for the Penis of the Apes


"Get your stinking penis off me, you damn dirty ape!"


. . .couldn't stop snickering and hearing hestons voice in my head

some random books in euesight:

Boiling Penis by Ross Gelbspan
Beyond Penis by Kenneth Deffreyes
Fall Down on Your Penis by Anne-Marie MacDonald
The Idea of the Penis by Rudolf Otto
The Long Penis by James Howard Kunstler
The Penis Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck
The Uses of Penises by Bruno Bettilheim
Penis Showdown by Maude Barlow and Tony Clarke
The Satanic Penis by Salman Rushdie
Penis Dick by Herman Melville
The new American Penis by Andrew Bacevich
Dearly Beloved Penis by Jeff Lindsay
The man With the Golden Penis by Nelson Algren
Good Penis for a Change by David Suzuki and Molly Dressel


Razz

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Spacemonkey



Joined: 12 Feb 2009
Posts: 51
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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and I just have to say this is a completely ridiculous game. . . I can't believe anyone plays it

Seize the Penis by Saul Bellow


it just shouldn't be this easy to laugh.

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sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
Posts: 5197
Location: Michissippi
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Edgar Allen Poe:

The Penis Bug
The Penis and the Pendulum
The Penis of the House of Usher
The Tell-Tale Penis
The Premature Penis
A Descent Into The Penis

Post Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:19 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Thanks for resurrecting this one-
I now have "THE LONG & WINDING PENIS" stuck in my head for no good reason! Razz

Post Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:37 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Spacemonkey



Joined: 12 Feb 2009
Posts: 51
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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If we applied the game to Henry Miller's Rosy Crucifixion Trilogy, the humour might get lost in a sense of accuracy:

Vol 1: Penis
Vol 2: Penis
Vol 3: Penis

Fortunately for humours sake, we also have,

Penis of Cancer
and
Under the Penis Of Paris

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FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 6381
Location: Michigan
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I'm torn between:

Brief Penis

and

Penis Encounter


Also, some Colin Farrell movies......

In Penis
Penis Booth
P.E.N.I.S.

And some Terminator stuff...

The Penis
Penis 2: Penis Day
Penis 3: Rise of the Penises

Finally, a little Kevin Smith...

Penises
Mall Penises
Chasing Penis
Smegma
Jay and Silent Penis Strikes Back
Jersey Penis
Penises 2
Zack and Miri Make A Penis
A Penis with Kevin Smith
A Penis with Kevin Smith 2: Penis Harder
A Penising with Kevin Smith
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LadyTelly



Joined: 17 Feb 2009
Posts: 25
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My Big Fat Greek Penis

Don't Tell Mom the Penis is Dead

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penis

Grandma's Penis

Penis of Glory ( sounds kind of like a porno)

Lady and the Penis

A Tale of Two Penises

Penis Dick

The Little Penis

Penis and the Beast

Penis Twist

The Black Penis

27 Penises

My Best Friend's Penis

The Never Ending Penis

I might have gotten carried away, I guess I just like penis....

Post Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:40 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Spacemonkey



Joined: 12 Feb 2009
Posts: 51
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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Friedrich Nietzsche

* The Birth of Penis
* On Truth and Lies in a Nonmoral Penis
* Untimely Penis
* Penis, All Too Penis
* The Gay Penis
* Beyond Penis and Evil
* On the Penis of Morality
* The Penis of Wagner
* Twilight of the Penis
* The AntiPenis
* Ecce(pronounced 'itchy') Penis
* The Penis to Power

jippety, this could be the syllabus for a gender studies course at Uni!

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