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sgt_steve



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LadyTelly wrote:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penis
I'd prefer to watch 'Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom.'

Post Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:24 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Lavandula Girl



Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 1830
Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
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Don't forget Disney's contributions...

Snow White and the Seven Penii
Penisella
The Little Penis
The Penis King
The Jungle Penis
Sleeping Penis
Penis Hood
The Penis' Apprentice
Penis Pan (Peter Penis?)

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Post Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:34 pm   View user's profile Send private message
FattyFattyPorkFace



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Location: Michigan
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LadyTelly wrote:

Penis of Glory ( sounds kind of like a porno).


Yes, because the rest sounds so Merchant Ivory...
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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Location: Michigan
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Lavandula Girl wrote:
Don't forget Disney's contributions...

Snow White and the Seven Penii
Penisella
The Little Penis
The Penis King
The Jungle Penis
Sleeping Penis
Penis Hood
The Penis' Apprentice
Penis Pan (Peter Penis?)


I prefer:

Snow White and the Penis Dwarves
Cinderpenis (ouch)
The Little Merpenis
Robin Penis
The Sorcerer's Penis
and Peter Penis

I'm sure some of those break the rules. Very Happy
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Lavandula Girl



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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:

I'm sure some of those break the rules. Very Happy


Disney's rules, the rules of this game, or the rules of penis ownership? Laughing

Oh... don't forget The Penis of the South, with the very painful sounding theme song, Zippity Do Penis! Ah, the politically incorrect story of B'rer Penis and his wonderfully wacky antics!

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Watching The Wheels



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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Location: DC
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Some game shows:

$100,000 Penis
Penis Feud
Jeopenis!
Legends of the Hidden Penis
Let's Make a Penis
Match Penis '73
Name That Penis
Press Your Penis
The Penis is Right
Super Family Double Penis
Wheel of Penis
Where in the World is Carmen Sandipenis?
Who Wants to be a Penis?
Win, Lose, or Penis
Win Ben Stein's Penis



"Win Ben Stein's Penis" -- even if you win this game, you still lose.
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Lavandula Girl



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And, of course, faux reality TV:

The Real Penii of Orange County
Penis County Choppers
Top Penis
Survivor:Penis Island
The Amazing Penis
Project Penis
Queer Penis For The Straight Guy (GeG will watch this!)
Pimp My Penis
Flip My Penis
A Very Brady Penis
America's Next Top Penis



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Post Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:04 am   View user's profile Send private message
Watching The Wheels



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Beatles Albums:

Penis Please Me
With The Penis
A Hard Day's Penis
Penis for Sale
Penis!
Rubber Penis
Penis
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Penises Club Band
The Beatles [White Penis]
Yellow Penis
Penis Road
Let Penis Be
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Jessika



Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 68
Location: Washington
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Penis Wars
The Incident of the Penis in the Night time
The Stupidest Penis
The Black Penis's by C.L.R. James
So Long and Thanks for all the Penis by Douglas Adams
The Old Man and the Penis by Ernest Hemingway
The Penis Awards
Penis Road


lmao
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y



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Every time I'm having a crappy day at work I can always count on this thread to make me laugh.

How about some old school movies:

rebel without a penis
east of penis
gentlemen prefer penis
the penis and the showgirl
let's make penis
singing in the penis (or penis in the rain)
pacific penis
20,000 leagues under the penis
penis from the black lagoon
the day the penis stood still

LOL!!
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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Location: Michigan
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A Penis
Lars and the Real Penis
Despicable Penis
Brewster's Penis
12 Angry Penises
28 Penises Later
Death Penis
Penis Terror
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y



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99 Red Penises (or 99 Luft Penises)
girls just wanna have penis
penis chameleon
penis me up before you go go
pour some penis on me
hungry like a penis
no more penis (enough is enough)
bette davis penis
endless penis
keep on loving penis
making penis out of nothing at all
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Boota



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Location: Kokomo, Indiana
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Stephen King books/stories:

Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Penis
Apt Penis
Under The Penis
The Green Penis
The Bad Penis of Eduard Delacroix
Eyes of the Penis
Gerald's Penis
The Drawing of the Penis
Penis and Glass
The Dark Penis series
Penis Macabre
On Penis: a memoir of the craft
Skeleton Penis
The Dead Penis
The Colorado Penis
Penis Sematary
The Penisknockers
Needful Penis
The Long Penis (as Richard Bachman)
Bag of Penis
Penis of the Century
The Who Loved Penis

and finally...

IT
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Post Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:41 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Goudron



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That should be The Girl Who Loved Penis shouldn't it? And should it be Bag of Penises rather than Bag of Penis? Changes the meaning a little.
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Post Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:55 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Boota



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I left out the Girl. Bag of Penis seems to work though.
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